“Biden’s rented Secret Service vehicles burst into flames in a parking lot Monday, just one day after he left his Nantucket vacation,” Fox News reports.
Biden spent Thanksgiving on the lavish Massachusetts island with his family last week.
The Secret Service rented five vehicles from Hertz to transport Biden and his family, the report adds.
All five vehicles caught fire in the parking lot, according to footage first obtained by the Nantucket Current. more
Everything a biden touches turns to shit.
An anonymous source stated it smelled like breakfast tacos with mega maga salsa! Way to go Brazil!
They’re coming to our rescue!
Why the FUCK is the SS RENTING CARS???
Magnificently information free ‘reporting’.
FAKE story to justify fortifications around around the Whitehouse and more private security for their good congress members.
Which congress person/country owns the security company?
Hunter dropped his crack pipe under the seat. The other cars just hated themselves.
False claim that “Ultra MAGA” did it to drop any day now. The FBI probably already has the 75 IQ pathetic patsy on ice right now.
Well now, that’s encouraging.
The days of feeling comfortable while knowing the government is in control, have long gone and forever faded from memory….Assuming it ever existed.
The timing appeared to be a day off.
First warning shots Joe, must be Hunter has some upset clients over his crack quality and strength. Next time it’ll be that dull thump of a head shot.
jackass joe, just a fuk up looking for a place to happen!
Please tell me he was locked in them while they burned…
There was once a man from Nantucket
His Secret Service said “fuck it”
We’ll hit the bars and burn the cars
And Hertz Rental Car can just suck it…
Hmmm. Getting rid of ‘evidence’ comes to mind, but there’s plenty of that *everywhere* that’s being ignored by the FIB.
Maybe it’s their way of getting rid of ICE vehicles, one vacation at a time (which won’t take long, as the idjit is *always* on vacation…)
Secret service agents are notoriously inept these days. I’m hoping that will work in our favor.
Hertz agents: Hunter rode around in at least one of these, but we don’t know which. We’ll never get them clean again. May as well take the insurance loss.
I think Deplorable nails it.
PS Leave it to Jeffery to louse up a limerick
There once was a jerk in Nantucket
Who had to do his thing in a bucket
He rented some cars
That burst into fars
‘Cause he told some little girl to fuck it.
Fucking shame they all weren’t in them at the time.
Obviously the cars had dirt on Hillary!
Spend four or five days with the BIDUMS and you’d self-destruct too!
Does anyone think that God might just be trying to get joey’s attention? Kind of like when God and Moses afflicted Pharoah with seven plagues in order to get his attention to let his people go/the Israelites out from bondage and slavery to Egypt after 400 years. One of these days its gonna be joey’s and the democraps etc. turn for Godly retribution for what they’re doing to America.