Big-Brained Alyssa Milano Wears a Crocheted Covid Mask

She claims it has a carbon filter. Uh huh.

48 Comments on Big-Brained Alyssa Milano Wears a Crocheted Covid Mask

  1. And you guys make fun of Justin Beiber…(I hate him)

    But at least if you tape his mouth shut he can still play guitar.

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  2. …I’m sorry, was that crocheted, or CROTCHED? Because she’s making so little sense that she may as WELL be talking out her pu….

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  3. Hubby has the mask I buy at Lowe’s
    for when I run the belt sander…
    Called dust masks.Krono Krud be rollin’
    in like big Mack trucks. I will defend her like
    I would the ladies of “The View”.If anyone of them
    actually came out with the truth,that person would
    be shamed and on the street in 1 week.Washed up & out
    of Hollyweird forever.

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  4. @Diogenes:

    I wonder at what age those kids will realize their mother is an idiot.

    That raises the old nature v. nurture question. If Mom passed along stupid genes, those kids may never catch on at all (-:

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  5. At least her grrl “friend” driver doesn’t have the full sleeve tats. Unlike most of the biggest brained, of the biggest brained, gender.

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  6. …does she have the same designer firm make her fingerless gloves and tipless condoms?

    …the latter WOULD explain the two kids…

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  7. …I had to look up her IMDB to see what the hell she ever did that made her famous, and to see what makes her think she can hand down health advice to me.

    Saw a lot of movies and such where her role was, generically, “Piece Of Ass #2”, going back to the ’80s.

    Didn’t see any medical degree in there, though…

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  8. Even less effective than the crocheted condom.

    And I miss the 1970s and the crocheted bikini tops.
    There was much nipplage in those days.

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  9. Yarn draws in liquid like a sponge. Even if it has a filter, the liquid particles are sitting just below her eyes which are exposed.

    By the way, fix that fake eyelash, stupid.

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  10. @Cynic May 24, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    > “Keep people safe”…
    >
    > meanwhile the kids aren’t wearing seatbelts.

    What do clumps of cells have to do with people?

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  11. PHenry
    MAY 24, 2020 AT 8:18 PM

    “…And I miss the 1970s and the crocheted bikini tops.
    There was much nipplage in those days.”

    …they breifly experimented with white bikini tops too, that turned transparent when wet.

    Which they somehow never mentioned at the store.

    …good times, good times…

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  12. PHenry
    MAY 24, 2020 AT 8:18 PM

    “…And I miss the 1970s and the crocheted bikini tops.
    There was much nipplage in those days.”

    …perhaps there’s a video somewhere of this where she sticks out her tounge through it…

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  13. DrRiff @

    Sorry to suggest it but, Y-tube the little bastard and there he is with a guitar in his lap.

    You must have preferred his younger/earlier stuff.

    Once again, sorry, but now I’m laughing.

    He is also a Leaf fan. Another reason to throw shit at him. Go Bruins!

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  14. If you wanna wear a mask? Fine.

    If you don’t wanna wear a mask? Fine.

    If you wanna mask shame me?

    FUCK. YOU. AND. KISS. MY. MASKLESS. ASS.

    🖕🥳🖕

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  15. @Supernightshade May 24, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    > Which they somehow never mentioned at the store.

    Yes. Wymyn were as shocked as Captain Renault.

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  16. Raided the kids costume stash and found a plague doctor mask, some regular plastic superhero masks…..and a giant chicken head.

    So yeah…if you see an old Ford being driven by a giant chicken head….. that would be me.

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  17. @Aaron Burr May 24, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    You’ll get almost the same profile, and be more culturally relevant to the kiddies, with the plague doctor and a MAGA hat.

    (Maybe add a “Leaded Fuel Only” sticker over the filler. For the extra “Reee!”s.)

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  18. It’s a giant chicken head I have no memory of buying. You move your jaw and the beak opens.

    The fudge did this thing come from?

    I’m pretty sure I need more…..and a wider selection…….

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  19. A larger picture of the Twat Waffle shows the holes in the mask and skin behind. No carbon filter there. She’s a liar in addition to being stupid.

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  20. …Out of curiosity, I searched this bint to see if I could turn up any images of this being a former swimsuit of hers. Other than creating a weird search history that may raise the wife’s eyebrows a bit, I found nothing.

    …and by nothing, I mean this woman barely needs a bikini top at all. Not a lot going on there. Even going back to the ’90s, she never WAS that cute.

    And her movies and TV shows were all generic young drooling male stuff about fantasy sorority girls and such, with some witches or something thrown in for laughs. Could be anyone with shaved legs in a skeevy outfit and it wouldn’t really matter.

    And it appears she stopped being even THAT borderline appealing to young meatheads somewhere around 2003 or so.

    All of which raises the question again:
    Who is this person, why is she famous, and how does ANY of that give her ANY basis for telling me how to live MY life?

    …because I’m just NOT seeing it…

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  21. Aaron Burr
    MAY 24, 2020 AT 10:47 PM
    “It’s a giant chicken head I have no memory of buying. You move your jaw and the beak opens.

    The fudge did this thing come from?

    I’m pretty sure I need more…..and a wider selection…….”

    ..I have a Knights Of Nii soft sculpture helmet I got sometime in the early 2000s, maybe I’ll start wearing that, though it doesn’t really cover the face, it IS still,technically, “a mask”…

    https://www.geekalerts.com/u/Knights-of-Ni-Plush-Hat.jpg

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  22. Given the size of the CoronaCold virus, (.125 micron) a crochet mask is equal to any other mask in stopping it. Just a lot more comfortable!

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  23. Demwits like Milano would wear a mask made of toilet paper if it proved her loyalty to the State.

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  24. If I threw up my phone and yelled HEY SELFIE TIME my family wouldn’t move.

    Looks like hers are trained in an irresistible Pavlovian spasm. Including the sperm donor.

    Gawd

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