Buddy Hackett’s Duck Story

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  1. Duck Hunter Joke

    A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had shot 3 ducks and
    decided to “enforce the laws pending.” He stopped the hunter, flashed his
    badge and said, “Looks like you’ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect
    your kill?” The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The
    warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck’s rectum,
    pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, “This here’s a Washington state duck.
    Do you have a Washington state hunting license?” The hunter pulled out his
    wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The
    warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird’s rectum, pulled
    it out, sniffed it, and said, “This here’s an Idaho duck. Do you have an
    Idaho state hunting license?” The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho
    state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
    finger test, and said, “This here’s an Oregon state duck. Do you have an
    Oregon state hunting license?” Once again, only this time more aggravated,
    the hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at
    having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, “You’ve got
    all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?” The hunter dropped
    his pants, bent over, and said “You’re so smart, YOU tell ME!”

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  2. After years of research and study, scientists finally have determined why one leg of the flying V is longer when geese fly south: there are more geese in the longer leg.

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  3. Guy decides to go deer hunting. Loads his gear into the pickup truck early one morning and drives to the game preserve. Parks his truck outside the fence near a No Hunting sign.
    He climbs over the fence and within minutes bags a nice deer. Tosses it over the fence, climbs over, slings his rifle, and hoists the deer over his other shoulder.
    When he gets back to his truck there is a game warden waiting for him.
    Warden asks, “What is that on your shoulder?”
    Guy replies, “That? That’s my rifle.”
    Warden says, “No, on your other shoulder.”
    Guy glances at the deer in surprise and exclaims, “AAAhh!”

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  4. MJA – Thanks so much for this particular Buddy Hackett joke at this time of snowflake everything. The man was a doll. Also, GREAT comments and jokes from all here. Just a great time.

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  5. Warden happens upon a boy fishing beside the road and asks to see his catch.
    The warden noticed the boy had too many fish, and said “Do you know what the limit is here?”.
    The boy nods, yes.
    The warden asks the boy “Do you know who I am?”
    The boy nods, yes. Finally, the boy asks the warden, “Do you know who I am?”.
    To which the warden says “No”, and the kid ran off never to be seen again.

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  6. Buddy Hackett had the great knack of being able to tell clean(ish) jokes for a general audience, and hilariously funny filthy jokes for the right club acts. I’ll never forget laughing until I cried and my sides hurt at his “wax job” story!

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