Call Me Lennie Movie Mash-Ups

I might be able to do some movie posters based on reader comments.

 

Here are Lennie’s –

TWELVE ANGRY MEN AND A BABY
Hopelessly deadlocked jury in murder trial find situation gets even more complicated when they find new born baby at the doorstep of the jury room.
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RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP THROAT
Flagging spirits on WWII submarine are instantly raised when Ensign Lovelace comes aboard.
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OF MICE AND MENACES II SOCIETY
Low IQ gangsta, Len-Dog, finds his best laid plans to escape the ghetto ruined when he accidentally kills the ho’ of a  gang leader by stroking her Afro.
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WHO WILL STOP THE RAIN MAN
Vietnam era sailor gets enmeshed in bizarre heroin smuggling/card counting scheme masterminded by mysterious autistic savant, Ray Babbit.
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IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT AT THE OPERA
Virgil Tibbs must deal with the antics of three racist Jewish cut-ups in a hilariously tense murder mystery-comedy.
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THREE MEN AND ROSEMARY’s BABY
Lives of three carefree NY bachelors are upended when the newly born spawn of Satan shows up at their doorstep.
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FIDDLER ON A HOT TIN ROOF
Alchoholic ex-dairy farmer, “Big Papa” Tevye, despondent over the death of his best friend, Lazar Wolfe, takes no interest in the lives of his daughters in this ill-advised downer of a musical.
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WAIT UNTIL ZERO DARK THIRTY
Three rogue Navy Seals try to con, then terrorize blind CIA analyst Suzy into revealing Bin Laden’s precise location.
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83 Comments on Call Me Lennie Movie Mash-Ups

  1. Made in China Syndrome….five good looking people try to save Three

    Mile Island from becoming successful and ruining their Climate

    Change Scam

    13
  2. “Stop Gun”

    Maverick Navy Pilot and overall shit head tries to overthrow the

    2nd Amendment and ensure His morbidly obese Daughter is set for life..

    Cameo by Joe “Goose” Biden

    16
  3. How Green Was My Valley Girl?

    A teen from San Fernando Valley becomes the head of a mining company and is thrust into negotiating a strike organized by 2 rival men who both want to get into her pants.

    15
  4. 12 Angry White Men Who Can’t Jump

    Deadlocked on a verdict, a jury plays a game of wastepaper basketball to decide whether to put a man to death or not.

    15
  5. Braveheart chicken run

    a courageous fowl POW can’t find fellow camp mates brave enough to try and escape with him.

    7
  6. “A Tsar Was Born”

    Vermont Senator steals the Presidential Election and ruins the greatest

    Economy in the World…Blames old white people

    15
  7. Citizen Cain Mutiny

    A Newspaper tycoon sells his assets and buys a yacht, only to have his crew throw him overboard because he calls everyone Rosebud.

    16
  8. Shindler’s list gone with the wind

    Thousands of Jews face extermination when a storm destroys a German business man’s list of concentration camp inmates is destroyed in a storm

    6
  9. “The Avengers: Sybil War”

    …It’s superhero vs their split personalities as they become mentally overwhelmed by their own secret identities…

    9
  10. The Grapes of Wrath well before Breakfast

    The Speaker of the House’s losing battle with sobriety.

    11
  11. Is “The Cunt with one red Shoe” to over the top? It’s Friday, and I’ve

    been drinking….Just like the cunt with one red shoe…

    7
  12. Ruth on a hot tin roof:

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg has had enough of life under Big Daddy SCOTUS’ gavel.
    She wants to let America know she’s alive…ALIVE!!!

    9
  13. Driving miss Pelosi Psycho

    every attempt to thwart and discredit the presidency of Donald Trump is thwarted until Nancy Pelosi is driven stark raven mad.

    17
  14. The Greatest story ever told..to CNN

    A drug addled Teenager describes His connection to Russia via

    giant flying dog.

    8
  15. Dirty Harry Potter

    A boy wizard uses his 44mag to shoot up his school for failing potions all while calmly saying to himself ,”A man has to know his limitations”.

    13
  16. Silence of The Usual Suspects:

    The LSM have a lot to say about the phony accusations of Trump, but never anything bad about Hillary’s actual crimes.

    12
  17. “Barr Wars: The Return of the King”

    A brave new Attorney General takes on a hideously corrupt evil empire that is led by a Dark Lord with his lightsaber of truth, shaking the Evil One’s proud and bitter crown as the Herald of a fierce orange warrior with a true claim to the Crown that was stolen by the dusky usurper.

    8
  18. Rear Window Gladiator:

    By day, Peter Buttigieg is a Democratic presidential candidate.
    By night, he’s a stealthy serial voyeur.

    16
  19. Al Frankenstein.

    A crazed ex-congressman tries to resurrect his career by blasting himself with bolts of electricity.

    11
  20. Apocalypse Now…NOW….NOW..NOW DAMMIT !

    Charming story of a Young simpleton who believes the World will end

    in 12 Years…But takes out a 30 year mortgage.

    15
  21. Gonnorhea With The Wind

    The movie biography of Bill Clinton, who suffered a lot from an STD and stomach gas while President.

    9
  22. Captain American History X

    A puny white supremacist goes to prison for murder. His cell mate, Bucky, gets him into weight lifting where he bulks up. He gets out of prison and joins a doo-wop band, spending his nights fighting crime. He leaves a book by Ta-Nehisi Coates as his calling card at his crime scenes.

    10
  23. Star Wars of the Roses

    Chewbacca and Hans Solo draw a line down the middle of the Millennium Falcon, arguing and scheming as they wing through space.

    10
  24. All About Eve Plumb

    In this widely panned documentary, a 24 hour webcam records the everyday life of the actress who played Jan Brady.

    12
  25. VertiFargo

    A man with a fear of heights is hired to keep a friend’s wife from putting herself into a wood chipper.

    10
  26. There’s Something About Mary Poppins
    In pre-Y2K Miami, a magical orthopedic surgeon employs sophomoric humor and organic hair gel to harass three horny losers.

    14
  27. Somewhere Johnny Carson is laughing hysterically…and so am I.

    This stuff is better than the last decade of late night TV comedy.

    W.E.L.L. D.O.N.E. A.L.L. V.E.R.Y. F.U.N.N.Y.

    13
  28. OK, last one

    Brokeback Cold Mountain

    A wounded Muslim soldier in the Civil War tries to get back home to his husband, Mohamed, but on the way he passes a sheep farm and falls in love with all the 4 legged virgins grazing in the pasture.

    13
  29. “Terminator:Masturbation”

    …the story of the DNC’s killer Cortez being sent to destroy Beto O’Roarke’s self-stroking campaigning.

    5
  30. “Noneya: The Lying, the Bitch, and the Warren”

    …a Muslim, a Felon, and an Indian walk into a bar, and try to pretend they are the salvation of mankind to distract from their numerous crimes…

    5
  31. “Saw/Off”

    …a group of psychopaths gaslights young men into futile attempts to surgically alter themselves into someone they can never be for their own sadistic pleasures…

    6
  32. What’s Eating Gilbert Grapes of Wrath

    Just a bunch of weird Midwestern shit happens…I don’t know, I never read the book or saw the movies. Sue me.

    7
  33. Dirty Hairy Cleopatra. A tranny named Cleopatra becomes a police detective in San Franciso.

    5
  34. A Woman Under the Influence of Mice and Men

    Gena Rowlands finds that her BPD symptoms are relieved by a regimen of petting dead mice and feeding alfalfa shoots to rabbits

    6
  35. A Man Called Horse Dances With Wolves

    Mashup of two PC Westerns creates a movie with lethal levels of virtue signaling

    6
  36. “Schiff Of Fools”

    Follow the madcap adventures of the hapless crew of the SS Impeachment as their zany efforts to keep her afloat scuttle her instead.

    5
  37. How Green Was My Valley Of The Dolls

    Three sisters battle drug addiction, sexual depravity and suicide in depressed coal mining area in Wales

    5
  38. “Pretty Vapid Woman”

    …a bartender from the wrong side of the tracks whores her way to DC, where she takes the town by storm with her big eyes and her random, empty headed Bronx Valley Girl patter.

    4
  39. @Bobcat

    Apocalypse Now, Voyager

    Aging spinster Bette Davis takes Mekong river cruise and finds love in the arms of dreamy madman, Col Kurtz

    4
  40. “Nightmare On K Street”

    …a group of liberal lobbyists face their worst nightmare when they dream of an orange man who stands in their way and can’t be threatened or bought, only to find out that it’s NO dream…

    7
  41. How green are my killing fields?

    Eco friendly serial killer composts his victims to fertilize his farm

    3
  42. “Out of Africa, A Passage to India”

    Brexit party pranksters change road signs in southern Spain in an attempt to redirect Somali refugees away from the UK.

    6
  43. “Jesus Christ Super Star is Born”

    NASA deep space unmanned explorer returns proof of God’s existence: Ten Commandments etched on newly formed planet.

    5
  44. “The Hunt For Red October Surprise”

    AG Barr sends his investigators deep into the Swamp to retrieve nuclear evidence of Robert Mueller’s ties to the Russians and discovers massive money laundering scheme and Syrian gun running.

    7
  45. This is one of my favorite fun things to read here.
    I’m always late to these parties, but that’s OK, I’m not very good at it.
    1000 TUs to everybody!

    7
  46. Thank You, TRF. Just for that ….

    West Side Story of O

    Rival dancing street gangs initiate Paris fashion photographer into world of sexual submission. Adapted from Shakespeare’s “Marquis De Sade and Juliet”

    3
  47. Helpful Hint #2

    Previous post, like many movie mashups, created by combining last word of one movie title with first word of another.

    Again, you dont need to rely solely on your memory. Wikipedia lists movies by first letter (see link) So if you see that one movies ends in, say, the letter I (The King and I) go to movies that start with “I” and pick the most incongruous match — I Spit On Your Grave

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films:_A

    2
  48. Chalupa 54, Where Are You?

    Urgent call goes out for gifted wordplay cut-up, Chalupa, to join fading movie mash up thread ;-D

    3
  49. Singing In The Fight Club

    Gene Kelly beats the shit out of Brad Pitt with an umbrella

    Technically, not a great mash up, but you gotta love that image

    1
  50. They Shoot Horse Whisperer Don’t They?

    John Kerry, an equine-faced man of mystery, (who served in Vietnam), attempts a coup d’état against the Trump Administration by helping Iran keep the Obama Nuclear weapons agreement going.
    To prove his loyalty, Iranian mullahs convince him and Jane Fonda to partner in a dance marathon for what they think is a reward for their efforts. Little do they know it’s a dance to the death.

    2
  51. @BFH

    Twelve Angry White Men Can’t Jump

    Deadlocked jury in murder trial form rec league basketball team; gets run off the court in a pick up game in Harlem

    2
  52. Once more with Twelve Angry White Men Can’t Jump

    Fate of accused hinges on game of H-O-R-S-E between Henry Fonda and Lee J Cobb. Innocent verdict rendered when Lee J ruptures Achilles on dunk attempt

    2
  53. A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead

    Frolicking Zombie Romp Comedy that will have you tapping your toes until they fall off.

    1

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