You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows – you just need Gov. Charlie Baker.
In case you missed it, the failed politician Dementia Joe Biden calls “Charlie Parker” is hanging up the rented white lab coat and stethoscope that served him so well in the late Panic to go into meteorology.
All you local TV weathermen whose names nobody knows anymore — move over, because Tall Deval is muscling in on your racket.
Here he was on Wednesday, explaining his recent fascinating discoveries about weather in New England.
All dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
“This previous summer we experienced four significant heat waves, more than 25 days of over 90 degrees, three tropical storms, a record amount of precipitation and significant flooding across the state.”
Heat waves? In the summer? Imagine that. And the temperature rose above 90 degrees?
Hot enough for ya, Charlie? You know what I always say? It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
To sum it up, if you don’t like the weather in New England, just wait 5 minutes. Mark Twain said that, and he died in 1910. But Charlie Parker has just realized what’s going on forever — and he’s decided it’s going to be the end of the world. more here