It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. -Charles Darwin. The world is getting browner and gayer, so everyone needs to hop on board, or go live in a hole.
Kind of insulting, no?
Here’s some actual science: gay people are incapable of reproducing and if everyone were gay the human race would be extinct in a generation. The only way gay people can survive is if there are straight people to make more of them. It really doesn’t get any more simple than that.
I’m equally intrigued by Handler’s command that we all need to hop on board of this brown gay thing. How do we do that? I guess people could just become gay, but I was under the impression that homosexuality was inborn and not a choice.