Christian Bale is Dick Cheney

Christian Bale certainly puts a lot on the line when he accepts a part.

He’ll play Cheney as a ruthless evil bastard.

Sam Rockwell plays Bush like he’s a dopey goofball.

And Steve Carell plays Donald Rumsfeld as if he’s mildly retarded.

I’m sure the movie is a total hit job, but, still, Bale is always something special.

No, I won’t be paying a dime to see it. I haven’t been to the movies in almost 6 years.

13 Comments on Christian Bale is Dick Cheney

  1. I hope Cheney has a Defamation law suit teed up. It would be pretty funny if he was able to stop the release of this expensive fabrication.




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  2. Hollyweird sure likes churning out those “loss leaders.” 🙄

    Only thing is, you can only write off the flops for SO long, before you go OUT of business! Who’s the treasurer for these studios – Occasional-Cortex?! 🙄




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  3. I love it when a movie is hyped as the ‘previously untold story’. This is a newly fabricated lie,and this untold story was untold because it is not true.

    The guy wearing makeup and playing make believe does a pretty good Cheney though. He has his mannerisms and speech pattern down.




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  4. Thsee propaganda films malignant seeds by Hollywood psycho useful idiots to pollute kids now and in the future.

    Worse? They get paid a fortune to do them.




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  5. Meh. Hollywood.
    They are so predictable it’s boring and everything they do bleeds money instead of making any.




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  6. …I’m still gonna watch it. Hit piece or no. It seems really well made, and while I’m not a huge Bush fan, I’m also smart enough to tell when Hollywood is churning out lies (when don’t they fuck up actual historical fact or accuracy in their movies btw? I can’t think of a time when they haven’t.)

    I’ll let you guys know what I thought of it when the time comes (i.e when it’s out in theaters.)




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