Clutch the pearls! Indiana man shoots self in family jewels

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INSTANT EUNUCH! MAN SHOOTS SELF IN HIS PRIVATE PARTS WITH A HI-POINT.

We all know that guns don’t simply fire of their own volition. But maybe some do. OK, I know they still don’t, but this guy had his junk jangled by a Hi-Point, which is also junk. I hate those guns with a passion. So i had to poke at them. And I will do so again below.

Via The Smoking Gun

Gun Charge For Dope Who Shot Self Below Belt

MARCH 18–The Indiana man who accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum has been charged with carrying a handgun without a license, according to court records.

Mark Anthony Jones, 46, is facing a Class-A misdemeanor weapons charge in connection with the February 28 incident in Marion. A decision to charge Jones (seen at right) was made this month by the Grant County Prosecutor’s Office after police forwarded the case for review.

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18 Comments on Clutch the pearls! Indiana man shoots self in family jewels

  1. Crap! Now that is really adding insult to injury.
    But really…… a fookin hi-point?
    THIS HI-POINT SUCK
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  2. I’m glad I left that town – my hometown – forty years ago. It was going downhill then and is worse now. The population has decreased by about 15% since I and my classmates left.

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  3. Just curious…..is there a lot of inbreeding in that town??

    Yep…..I have a friend that wants to know.

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  4. HI POINT is garbage.Jams alot,
    could get you killed… I threw
    one in the trash can.

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  5. Awhile back a dude in Phoenix shot himself in the nether regions. It was with his girlfriends PINK gun. I dunno which is worse.

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  6. Hi-Point the original “throw away gun”.
    Had a friend buy one just to see what a $90 pistol looked like.
    Took it to the range.
    Went home and put the barrel in a vise and then threw it away.

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  7. It’s hilarious, they walk into a shop with a broken Hi-Point, want it repaired.
    You don’t repair a Hi-Point, you replace it.

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  8. @cato – I did the exact same thing. Came home from the range, heated the barrel to cherry red and crushed it. Didn’t want anyone to ever use that gun again.

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