Colorado Woman Trampled By Moose

KFI640: A woman from Breckenridge, Colorado, was seriously injured after she was trampled by a moose. Authorities said that two bull moose decided to spend their Saturday afternoon in her yard, which didn’t seem to bother the homeowner. Later in the evening, the woman looked out of her window and noticed that some people appeared trapped in their car by the two moose.

She went outside and tried to guide the massive animals away from the vehicle and off her property. more here

29 Comments on Colorado Woman Trampled By Moose

  1. “Wildlife authorities are unsure if they will charge the woman for approaching wildlife”

    If she would have called them instead they would have ignored her anyway. At least that is what they do in Canada. Sweet Fuck All!

    Government won’t help, you cant help yourself, generations learn to become useless.

  2. She must not spend much time around moose. If she did she would know they don’t listen well and frequently ignore instructions.

  3. let me guess your suppose to retreat, how lame, she gets trampled a second time by her own government. So one moose got the death penalty, (I hope they had a license) the other one was charged with escape, resisting arrest and assault with a deadly weapon no doubt, I’m thinking 1-2 yrs. min.

  4. Nothing in this story lead us to believe it wasn’t Michael Obama other than pluralizing the word animal.

  5. If she went Full Biden and took out her shotgun and popped off two rounds into the air, she would have not had such a misadventure

  6. No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…

    Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…

  7. why didn’t the people drive away? Honk the horn, call the cops.
    Check the internet and see what you’re not supposed to do… etc.

  8. Unless I am wrong, Is it not close to mating season?

    I’ve seen an Elk try to Fk a small car on You tube before.

  9. Here in Oregon, all game animals belong to the state. Until one drops dead in your backyard. Then it’s YOUR problem.

  10. I guess I shouldn’t complain about the deer eating all the leaves off our formerly beautiful Euonymus bushes.

    However DH came within 3 – 6 feet of being trampled by 3 deer rounding the corner of our house one day. Thank God the lead deer put on his brakes just in time. To DH’s credit, he didn’t poop his pants. I would have.

  11. My kids will tell anyone who will listen, leave wild animals alone UNTIL you have cut a branch and poked them in the eye to see if it blinks. If they ain’t dead, back off. Even a doe can beat the crap out of a person. They will get ya down and try and gut you with their rear hooves. Like this one tried on a good size dog.

    Language alert

  12. There’s the problem – she neglected to consult Rocky the Flying Squirrel for the best way to deal with an ornery Bullwinkle!


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