RacKAttacK inspired this idea –
For the love of Pete, I made the mistake of watching CNN tonight. My horrible dish package makes me subsidize CNN, so I thought I would endure a bit.
Don and Chris are particularly a dynamic duo of dipshittery.
“Last year 78% of 50 people killed was because of white extremism. So it’s about 37. Imagine if it were all in one event. God forbid, imagine if I were covering that, if I were standing in front of that place, right now, somewhere here in America. Would that make a difference politically? See, that’s part of the mix here. President that ignores the problem, doesn’t help.” -Chris Cuomo
What was their chyron?
TRUMP DOESN’T SEE WHITE NATIONALISM AS A GLOBAL THREAT
37 people killed is a “global threat.” Islamic Jihad? Not so much.
I’m thinking a good contest would be to write a ridiculous CNN chyron like-
“RACE WAR IS FINALLY UNDERWAY! HOW DID TRUMP START THIS?”
“IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS, DOES TRUMP STILL ENDORSE GLOBAL WHITE NATIONALISM?”
For an added dimension, the asshats could be saying something that makes it more absurd, hypocritical, or whatever.
You get the idea.
So, that’s our contest ~~~~~~~~~~ >What’s On the Chyron?
This is a tough one because it’s hard to parody an outlet as asinine as CNN. But you guys are good.
Winner (judged by MJA) will receive a lovely Trump Magnet, designed and produced by one of our readers (who may reveal himself in the comments) and modeled by our bud Laura Loomer and a headless BFH.
Contest ends 8pm et Tuesday.
Trump Truck Magnet