Cornhole Semifinals

21 Comments on Cornhole Semifinals

  1. …kind of a weird juxtaposition to have this title appear immediately over #BillClintonIsAPedo…

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  2. Anonymous
    AUGUST 3, 2020 AT 12:32 PM
    “Takes two to cornhole…correct?”

    …no, you can cornhole by yourself, but you’re going to have to do all the work…food news is you’re guarenteed to win, so there’s that…

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  3. That was funny!
    “Not that you wouldn’t impress a lady donkey”
    Midwest nice.
    And it’s nice to see comedy not full of vulgarity and such.

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  4. When I saw the headline, I just assumed the story was some kind of perverse sexual contest between Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper… but, then I watched the video. They really need to rename that bag throwing game.

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  5. Old Injun humor:

    A seed corn salesman goes to an Indian reservation, looking to sell some corn. He has one interested woman, but the squaw explains she has no money. “Well, I am sure we can work something out”, says the salesman. So the squaw takes off her clothes and lays face down on the bed. “That’s not what I had in mind”, says the salesman. “Why don’t you roll over?” “No, no”, says the squaw. “Front hole, money hole – rear hole, corn hole”.

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  6. An gay analyst on my team was once put in charge of representing our department by running a lunchtime event, a fall carnival type activity.

    One of the games he chose was the cornhole game – I had never heard it called by that name before. I asked him to change the name on all of the flyers and signs to bean bag toss.

    I never realized how close I came to getting fired for doing this (it was only 2 years ago).

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  7. Watching a show one day years ago the host said, “After the break we’ll demonstrate corn holing”. My first thought was, whoa time to change the channel. I don’t want to see that! I was slow finding the remote control, and was relieved to discover it wasn’t what I was expecting.

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  8. Means your shitter up here in canuckistan as well.

    I’m surprised it is not an Olypmic event yet. b

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