Covid Dick is Real

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Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

“My penis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.

“COVID [causes] a mass of respiratory symptoms that leads to a lot of the deaths,” he said. “But there’s also pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.”

“The main reason that we think this occurs is something what we call endothelial dysfunction,” she explained. “That’s basically the cells that line your blood vessels … and they’re really important for the function of many different organs.” 

The health care pro went on to note that when COVID infects those vital cells, it can take a toll on a number of organs. 

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33 Comments on Covid Dick is Real

  1. Well, sounds like guys getting covid not only get sick, but they get the short end of the stick as well. Something the Chinese men should really be pissed about. Guess condoms will come in “New Oriental Size – One Size Fits All!”

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  2. That tears it! I wasnt going to get my second booster. But if COVID can cause erecto-endithelial dysfunction ….

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  3. “What’s wrong with Dick?”

    “He got the needle. And now he says he’s a needledick.”

    “Sounds like Dick got the short end of the stick.”

    “Yeah, no one’s seen him lately. He’s cut himself off.”

    “Too bad. And he used to be such a stand-up guy.”

    “I hope he’s not just limping along somewhere.”

    “No one can help him now. He needs to get a hold of himself and pull himself up the old-fashioned way. It’s gonna be hard.”

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  4. Ahh haahh, I knew it! That explains why I went from 12″ (in my mind) to 11″ (still in my mind). Damn that covid!

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  5. Apart from the claim in the article being horse@#$%, the only person that it would matter to in real life is a dude that’s into other dudes. All women care about is survival, and as long as what’s in between a dude’s legs is functional enough for them to procreate or get off, the rest is a waste.
    Unless you’re a chad, you’re going to be simping, gaming, spending and investing full time to give her what she wants. Even then, she has an infinite amount of beta men that are rotating in her orbit to choose from. Your length isn’t even on her checklist, but your height is. Remember, even if you’re tall but you’re short down-under, it will give the appearance to everyone else that you’re tall everywhere else, and appearances are what matter most to a woman.

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  6. So, if you have had covid, and your favorite restaurant asks you for proof of immunity, just show the hostess your pecker?

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  7. Turns out that Chninky-dink virus is also the shrinky-dink virus!!!

    ““But there’s also pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.””

    Explains my stroke!!!

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  8. @Tony R January 14, 2022 at 11:25 pm

    > So, if you have had covid, and your favorite restaurant asks you for proof of immunity, just show the hostess your pecker?

    Whip ’em out for Harambe Karen

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