There’s a White House joke that the last time she laid on her back and spread her legs for Bill he screamed,”Release the Kraken!”
I’m surprised Huma hasn’t been smothered by now.
Don’t get all parsnippy with Hillary!
But seriously, the last time I saw legs like that was on the 1952 Polio Poster Child.
Hoof on one end, ham on the other.
Legs? I’m more focused on her feet. Nobody’s seen her barefoot as far as I can tell. Makes me wonder about cloven hooves…
Australians call that “Hail Damage”
I found some ladies rain boots at Walmart one day, they had a tag on them that said, wide calf.
Really? That’s a thing?
The pants suits make sense now.
Uncle Al – Thanks.
Now I can add two-toed to her description as:
The two-toed, screeching Basilisk with yellow hair, green eyes, red hands, black heart, forked-tongue, ugly, rotten, tone-deaf, filthy, four-flushing, money grubbing, influence pedaling, prevaricating, old, cold, calculating, Benghazi-Bullshitting, deceitful, divisive, thoroughly corrupt criminal business partner of a bicycle seat-sniffing trailer park troll with a voice so shrill it can actually make yer ears squint and a level of dishonesty that is only exceeded by unbridled greed and lust for money & power!
Bitch got legs like spoiled milk — white and chunky.
Oh crap. I like radishes. Now I won’t be able to see a Daikon Radish without thinking about this. I think I’m going to puke.