Greenland on Friday dismissed the notion that it might be up for sale after reports that U.S. President Donald Trump had privately discussed with his advisers the idea of buying the world’s biggest island…
Danish politicians on Friday poured scorn on the idea.
“It has to be an April Fool’s joke. Totally out of season,” former prime minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen said on Twitter.
“If he is truly contemplating this, then this is final proof, that he has gone mad,” foreign affairs spokesman for the Danish People’s Party, Soren Espersen, told broadcaster DR.
“The thought of Denmark selling 50,000 citizens to the United States is completely ridiculous,” he said. More
Last year the idiots in Greenland nearly made a deal with China to build three new airports. Here
I’m calling them idiots because it has become standard policy of the Chinese to build infrastructure for economically stressed nations, then take control of the project after the host can’t pay for it. Just imagine the geopolitical threat to this country of China owning runways in Greenland. The idea of buying Greenland before the Chinese can compromise the place makes sense. See Here
From Jesse Kelly: “We don’t need to buy Greenland. We just need to immigrate there en masse, refuse to assimilate, and demonize anyone who sees what we’re doing as “racist”.”
It was a bad deal for any price.
Greenland will be under water in ten years, say’s AOC…
Greenland will soon be ChiCommLand.
Denmark pays $591 million in subsidies to Greenland … every year
they’re playing a bidding game between the US & China … either way, it’s only a matter of time before Greenland becomes autonomous, or becomes a territory of US, or China
… God forbid it goes to China. Denmark will have sold out the West.
Ah soooo, Greenland will soon be yellowland!
They have giants there. Unemployed giants, but giants.
Just watch, China will be offering to build Puerto Rico a new power plant next. They’ll probably give them San Juan in return for the favor.
Thule Air Base, Greenland, we have OUR flag there first.
Make sure you do the satelite view! And ZOOM in to those rather large runways.
Bring it CHIIIINA.
What do we need Greenland for? It’s a zillion tons of ice.
To chill our martinis?
If we bought Greenland, we could sent all the immigrants from Mexico and Central America there.
I know, I know, they wouldn’t survive in that cold. The Greenlanders could harvest and burn the frozen corpses to heat their homes. Win-win.
Like in “The Cremation of Sam McGee”.
50 thousand inhabitants?
Gofundme. I can take the whole island with a 25 man crew.
800 grand flat rate.
The Danes need an escape plane for when the Allah Monkeys take over the home land.
Seriously. 800 grand for an entire country is peanuts. I’ll spend all the money on weapons, mines and junk. Then I’ll pay my crew by looting the banks in New Burravia.
The resulting crisis brings in the U.S. and we all retire to Aruba.
President Trump is light years ahead of the CiCom and Russians. Greenland is a done deal for the U.S. The Danes need to shut up and just take the money. Stop selling wolf tickets.
POTUS has a vision here. So what’s the vision?
I see this as a Jeffersonian move in a way.
“Wow, look at all that land, we could use that for future strategic needs and natural resources.”
And, the POTUS trolled Canada and China at the same time! POTUS knows Greenland is a burden on Denmark.
The guy IS brilliant.
“Oh Burravia, hail thee mighty ass, it farts out glitter and craps out class.
Oh Burravia, fair and true, we’ll sell you out for diamonds white and blue.”
Sorry, just had a vision of the flag ceremony in Greenland as we lower whatever rag they fly and raise the Evil Conservative standard in black and silver.
A thrilling site for the ages.
I like the idea. It would be a great place to relocate all those liberal maggots and other Trump and America hating ASSHOLES! They could keep each other warm with their hate!
The hell are you trying to ruin Burravia before I’ve even had a chance to pillage, loot, and repeat, yet?
IT’S. A. JOKE, PEOPLE!!
It’s President Trump being the master troll that he is. Why? Doesn’t matter. I’m just enjoying laughing at everyone that’s taking this seriously.
Burr, you can’t leave me behind. I want to be in on that invasion. I will fight for free. Then after I perform in an exemplary manner I want bottling rights for all that ice melt. That’s money going into the ocean.
We can gather icebergs too. Wrap them in Mylar and tow them to New York and OWN the sno-cone distribution market in all five Burroughs
So you’re saying 25 trained and equipped Americans…and a smattering of bloodthirsty hangers on… COULD’NT take down Greenland?
You have injured me sir, not only myself but all the proud future veterans of Operation Chilly Willy.
P.S. Lazlo, I couldn’t do this without you. Your call sign is SKY-6 as you’ll be on some mountaintop coordinating the teams on the ground.
I get to talk to the guy in Puff the Magic Dragon and chew unlit cigars.
…..there is no puff the magic dragon on this gig. Its 25 guys who done been trained up and some scurvy dogs against 50 thousand pacifists.
We’re all strapping 2nd graders to our backs and chests to act as human shields and duct taping preschoolers to our heads to avoid sniper fire.
After setting fire to…..I dunno’, whatever strikes the most fear into the inhabitants, it’s off to kidnap and possibly execute the government…. then after lunch I suppose we set up communications with Beijing and Washington and see who wants it more.
Sunday we pound out some immunity and trade deals with whomever and we’re out of there by Monday, Tuesday if they make us go through the whole statehood swearing in ordeal.
Down and dirty, 72 hours, back in time for the next Angels baseball game.
“The thought of Denmark selling 50,000 citizens to the United States is completely ridiculous,”
That sounds like negotiations are already underway.
Watch Trump get a long term lease on a big chunk of Greenland in the near future.
I don’t mean to piss in anyone’s cornflakes but just where in the hell would we get the $$$$$ to buy anything like this???
That’s where my bold and saucy plan comes in. Why risk American lives and assets when for a fraction of the cost, the private sector can deal with these impertinent upstarts.
jeez, I was all in ’till u mentioned the Angels
@Hungjumper – Truman proposed it for 100 million in gold. They said no!
That is about 1.4 billion dollars in 2018.
Look, you can take your ill gotten gains and go buy the Detroit Tigers for all I care.
All I know is the more I read about “Greenland” AKA “NEW BURRAVIA” the more determined I am to deny it further existence.
fuk it, game on.
Damn, I was looking forward to having a few Greenlanders work in my yard.
How about a poker game? Greenland for Baltimore?
Trade em even up for Puerto Rico.
izlamo delenda est …