Did Swalwell Fart on Tv?

It appears this is genuine. It’s on MSNBC’s site.

#Fartgate

#TheRealWhistleBlower

ht/ hot salsa

67 Comments on Did Swalwell Fart on Tv?

  1. It was louder because it had to squeeze past his head to get out.
    And it was in a hurry to escape his continuous blathering.

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  2. Notice his back lifted up, as it does, when he ripped it…bark with NO bite…I bet.

    Oh geez @ann nonymous beat me to it.

    #SwampFart

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  3. “How many lies must a douche talk down
    Before you call him a President?
    How many seas must a soy boy sail
    Before he sticks his head in the sand?
    How many times must Buttgieg’s balls fly
    Before they’re forever banned?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind”

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  4. …huh. I figured ALL his shit came out of his MOUTH.

    …guess it was too much for a single hole, however big it may be…

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  5. …must be the “change” these types are always on about…

    “You got your life planned carefully
    But you left out one detail
    The hidden hand deals just one round
    And the winds of change prevail
    Walk softly through the desert sand
    Old dreams lead the way
    Nothing new in the sands of time
    Just changes every day
    Hang on it’s starting again
    Hang on there’s no shelter from
    The wind
    Hang on like a fire from the sky
    Winds of change are blowing by”

    -Jefferson Starship, “Winds of Change”

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  6. …I don’t get it…that’s what EVERYTHING the Democrats say during the Schiffshow sounds like to ME, maybe he’s just quoting…

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  7. When Chris Matthews was asked if he experienced a thrill going up his leg he replied, “It was more like s spill that was going down Swallwell’s”.

    🙂

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  8. “Swalwell’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
    And then is heard no more. His is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of gas and fury,
    Signifying nothing.”

    (Apologies to Macbeth)

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  9. …somewhere, Buttgieg is nodding knowingly at his homosexual partner du joir and saying, “see, I TOLD you he was a virgin…”

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  10. DJT’s Magical Wand, strikes again, this time as loud Bronx cheer via Queens through a SwampThing.

    Please Sir, can I have some mo’?

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  11. Thirdtwin
    NOVEMBER 18, 2019 AT 10:44 PM
    “Eric. That is not how gaslighting is done.”

    …you win today’s Internet, sir, congratulations…

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  12. Sean Davis – “Rep. Skidmark denies responsibility, claiming the sharts came from the gassy knoll, but an analysis of the Crapruder footage clearly shows he paused and flinched at the very moment fire was sent down range.”

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  13. One of those commies faggots was trying to attract the other commie faggot by proving he’s tight. As long as Chrissy’s been around, that probably was Cumsmell. Ah’ll bet THAT sent a tingle up Chrissie’s leg! Wasn’t as classy as Whoopie farting on the View, but it was OK.

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  14. Boehnerdict Ryan
    NOVEMBER 18, 2019 AT 11:26 PM
    “I have it on good authority, that he who denied it, supplied it.”

    …that’s true, but Chris Matthews is such a Democrat lickspittle he would accept the blame for it, if any Democrat could EVER take responsibility for ANYTHING, but as it is, I’m sure they’ll both agree that it was President Trump’s fault…

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  15. Check all that apply:

    Swalwell needs to lay off :

    (a) eggs
    (b) fruit (fructose)
    (c) milk (lactose)
    (d) grains (complex polysaccharides)
    (e) fats
    (f) swallowing

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  16. “La la la la la…*fart*…la la la la la!” The show must go on. Especially, if you’re a Russian crooner (from the 1970s-hint, hint) look alike.

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  17. I demand that he resign immediately! To deny that he made that glorious fart is to deny perfection itself! What wouldn’t any young boy do to be able to make that noble sound while among peers!

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  18. Ha ha ha! Eric denies it, but he even PAUSES mid-sentence in order to blast it out! Then he continues! Of course, that’s what I hear EVERY TIME Eric opens his mouth…so maybe I’m wrong…

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