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Sean “Diddy” Combs was denied bail and will remain in jail until his sentencing, Judge Arun Subramanian ruled.
The hip-hop mogul’s eyes opened wide — and his mouth went into a pout — as the judge read his decision.
Subramanian said bail is required after someone convicted of prostitution charges, and he focused on the fact that the Bad Boy Records founder posed a danger if released — the judge noting the violence Combs unleashed on his ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura. more
Enough baby oil, I’ll just sliiiide right out!
Just delay the sentencing for 50 years or so…
I read earlier that sentencing isn’t until October.
Diddy’s name should really be Diddly Squat.
In Off Topic Funnies
CNN just ate Nathans Hot Dogs live on air
Whats it mean?
And, Sup Joey
And STILL NO EPSTEIN LIST!!!
Diddly Squat is good, but I was thinking The Diddler. Put him in a green costume with a dildo instead of a question mark.
@Diddy In A Drum:
I doubt he can get baby oil with his canteen funds, but through the prison mess kitchen he might be able get P Nut oil or maybe cornhole oil.
Stomping the woman deserves punishment. All the times he did. Whatever. The ooky sex stuff? As long as no one was forced whom cares? He must have pissed off the wrong elitoid or something.