We had a meat gazer at the YMCA ten years ago who walked around The locker room with his pierced pecker sticking straight out. I told the son of a bitch that when he is in the showers that he better confine his leering to the shower head because if I ever again saw his eyes leave that shower head the only thing he was going to see is my fist coming at his face. The dirty SOB had the nerve to report me.
About three months later he was arrested for groping a fifteen year old in the sauna. Never made the news. I got word from the teens about it and went into the Director’s office and told him that in a just world he would be facing charges too.
Anyone who feels compelled to pierce their tits or pecker is suspect in my book.
A little levity from the Soldiers version (British World War 1) of the kids song Do your ears hang low called Do your balls hang low. It goes as follows, Do your balls hang low? Do the dangle to & fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Do they itch when they’re hot? Do you rest them in a pot? Do you get them in a tangle? Do you catch them in a mangle? Do they swing in stormy weather? Do they tickle with a feather? Do they rattle when you walk? Do they jingle when you talk? Can you sling them over your shoulder like a lousy fucking soldier? Do your balls hang low? Who knows maybe it works for moobs as well. Stay safe and sane everyone, this too shall pass and we’ll all get thru it with flying colors.
I guess he’s going to audition to be the biker in the Albany group that is a tribute band for the Village People.
All one has to do is look back to this bum’s long, very bad record.
He makes biden look competent.
Dunkin’ Donuts is open?
If he’s wearing his pants ghetto style you’ll notice he’s wearing his wife’s underwear too.
Body armor of some kind?
What would possess a dude to do that in the first place? I’m not even a fan of chicks doing that…well, if they have huge juggs I don’t care, but still…..
Hey, I wondered what ever happened to my nipple bars!