Anus?!?! Are you fucking serious? What in the hell is going on in this world?
NOW you tell me!
Oh my god!
Err…uhh…or so I’ve *read* about in books….
Ah shit, where do ya start….bigot and spigot jokes….inflation, flatualation….put yer eye out sonny….can you run with scizzors while blowing air up yer bum?….
Compressed air is very powerful ever heard of air powered cannons.
Scuba tanks are 5000 psi.
Fags… Gotta put everything up their ass at least once.
My uncle who worked at a tire shop told me this story back in the early 70’s when I was a teenager about this guy at their shop who on a dare stuck an air gun up his ass and gave himself a blast. The guy ruptured his dookie chute and fucking died from sepsis or whatever that condition is where your poop gets in your blood.
I shit you not.
Coming to you from the ER….
Fight compressed air with compressed air !
I propose a simple solution for our libtard friends. BAN ON COMPRESSED AIR, or better yet BAN ON AIR altogether. Just think how many precious, innocent lives would be saved. 😉
Respect the air pressure. Sam Yang makes a .50 caliber air rifle that will take down a deer.
There goes my idea for a waterless bidet.
They need to add open wounds to that sign. It’s not taken lightly in machine shops.
Thas jus silly!
Aire can’t be cornpresst – I red somewhere that it’s a fluid …
A fluid! you heer that shit?
lotsa stupid shit out there on the interwebz.
@notme, I think you’ve got too much free time on your hands.
A scuba shop I know in Florida had a “mishap” while a new hire was refilling a scuba tank.
Tank blew through 2 separate concrete block walls and stayed airborne another 150+ feet before burying itself in the sand.
And it was only partly filled.
I still have a scar on my hand from a pressure washer.
It stripped the skin right off.
All I saw was white…then blood.
PS, don’t give the muzzies any new ideas…
Many years ago in Indiana, a pressure vessel was opened prior to depressurizing it.
It had about sixty bolts on it.
About five guys were removing the bolts.
Non of them checked the pressure.
The lid blew off and I believe it killed all but one of them.
I shall carry a bottle of compressed air at all times and when I confront an asshole I will give it a shot.
Where’s the video?…………
Like electricity, compressed air can be your friend…
If you watched No Country for Old Men you know how deadly a weapon an air rifle can be.
I worked for 32 years on a process unit that made low density polyethylene. The reactors ran at a pressure of around 47,000 PSI. The hyper compressor that compressed the ethylene was a beast with a 10,200 HP electric motor. When something went wrong, it was a happening. To trigger the chemical reaction that converted the ethylene gas into polyethylene plastic, air was injected into the process under extreme heat and pressure to the point just shy of where an explosion took place. The process ran just under that condition at all times. It was very interesting work.
The smoke coming out of Obozo’s ass is going to be a lot less hazardous in two months thank God.
You just have to buy Viagra.
They forgot one orifice. How incredibly sexist.
I worked with a guy in an automotive repair shop who tried to get some dirt out of a nice wristwatch with about 160 psi from an air nozzle. He never found all the pieces.
@Unruly: Of the watch, or the hand that was holding it?
That looks like a slide from my companies training presentations.