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Drinking Coffee Somehow Makes You Racist

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Anyway, a recent idiotic article posted on Afru.com makes the argument that drinking coffee perpetuates white supremacy. Yeah. The ridiculous piece suggests that because coffee was “created by black people,” if you enjoy drinking the stuff, you’re “helping an industry built on racism.”

The idiocy is never gonna stop getting even more idiotic, is it? Consume

32 Comments on Drinking Coffee Somehow Makes You Racist

  1. I don’t care for the coffee that comes from the Inuits so I guess that makes me a racist.

  2. So, if I don’t or rarely drink coffee, does that make me nonracist? Soon (it’s already happening) everything will be declared racist if it disagrees with the left’s politically correct/woke agenda. Fuck the left and go drink some decaf to settle down from all your bullshit.

  3. Don’t try and take my coffee from me. That would be dangerous. Especially in the morning.


  4. I’ll just sit here eating my Wonder white bread and sipping plain tap water while enjoying the discussion.

  5. And don’t you dare drink your coffee black, honkie. You just might be oppressing some minority somewhere who’s offended by everything. And if you put creamer in your coffee that’s definite proof that you are a racist, since you altered the coffees natural black color. My brain hurts from all the left’s rabid stupidity.

  6. And here I thought I was only racist while being on time to work, being diligent in my endeavors, understanding math, speaking plain English, working out, reading books, wearing cotton, etc.
    I suppose this makes me racist an additional 4-6 times per day.
    Who knew?

  7. jellybean,

    Actually, It means that you accept the best things from different people.


  8. Wait until they find out about the Tea Trade…

  9. And then Tobacco, Rum, & Beavers In Canada.

    The furry ones.

    Actually, both types were furry back then.

  10. For what it’s worth from Wikipedia:

    The earliest credible evidence of coffee drinking in the form of the modern beverage appears in modern-day Yemen from the mid-15th century in Sufi shrines, where coffee seeds were first roasted and brewed in a manner similar to current methods. The Yemenis procured the coffee beans from the Ethiopian Highlands via coastal Somali intermediaries and began cultivation.

    Blacks did not invent coffee. The beans originally came from northeast Africa. That’s all.

  11. Can’t you download a macro that automatically types out “_______ is racist.” It saves a lot of typing.

  12. Claiming drinking coffee makes you racist, is racist.

  13. Next thing you know they’ll want us capitalizing the N.

  14. Idly wondering what isn’t racist in this bizarre world.

    I had a nightmare a some months ago where I was navigating a hellish world. Where everyone was either a demon or being traumatized by them. You dare not try to stop them or you are next. That was quite clear. Oh they all looked normal, just that they were evil. Where the worst of sins were normal fare. Some doors you don’t enter because what’s inside is very bad.

    I was looking for my youngest son that I feared was lost in this place. He was but a child in this dream.

    Maybe it was just another way of seeing the current world, but without the filters in place.

    I think the world is this way now.

    End times are here.

  15. Bananas come from Africe and were once harvested by slaves there. Is eating bananas systemic racism, too?

  16. In honor of our Canadian friend
    Kcir MARCH 22, 2023 AT 6:55 PM
    And then Tobacco, Rum, & Beavers In Canada.

    The furry ones.

    Actually, both types were furry back then.


    Two beavers are better than one.


  17. A bird in the hand is worth a push in the bush!

  18. All this time I thought it was all those votes arthor of THE SPEECH! For those <78 10/64.
    Turns out it was 64 years of coffee!

    So again tomorrow morn I'l be a racist; AND PROUD OF IT!

  19. Either way, I’m a racists.. I like Peets dark roast coffees.

  20. OK, but let’s research the history of coffee in the US of A: the popularity of coffee in America took a yuge boost during the Civil War with the US Army blue coated soldiers getting large rations of the stuff. In other words, White folks drinking Coffee to free the black folks …

  21. They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil …

    ht tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUg13vMuNo

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

  22. toilet paper is yt but solid waste is not, must be structural racism

  23. Bragg may be a Soros appointee, but at the end of the day, he’s just another affirmative action hire.

  24. Oh the stereotypes my thinker thinks. Funny how the losers all want to claim to have ‘once’ been the inventors of things they can’t even begin to understand today.

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