Earliest Written Use Of The F-Word Found In Scotland

The Sun of Scotland

LINGUISTS researching the history of swearing found the world’s earliest record of the F-word — in a National Library of Scotland vault.

Experts discovered a manuscript written by bored uni student George Bannatyne in 1568 after a plague confined him to his home in Edinburgh. More 

20 Comments on Earliest Written Use Of The F-Word Found In Scotland

  1. Theres exciting new evidence that its much, much earlier than that, BFH. A recently unearthed 3000 year old clay tablet in Egypt apparently has this written on it

    What the f#(k, Pharaoh. How many more f#(king plagues do we need? Just let those f#(king Hebrew slaves go!!!

  2. Sometimes the sheep need help getting through the fence!

    Aye, de fukkin fugyit ney fookin fleglegbes kine bach o’re loughlin-aghain! Ehk mon!

    izlamo delenda est …

  3. 10. “What the fuck was that?”– The Mayor of Hiroshima

    9. “Where did all these fucking Indians come from?”– General Custer

    8. “Any fucking idiot could understand that.”
    — Albert Einstein

    7. “It does SO fucking look like her!”
    — Pablo Picasso

    6. “How the fuck did you work that out?”
    — Pythagorus

    5. “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?”
    — Michaelangelo

    4. “I don’t suppose it’s gonna fucking rain.”
    — Joan of Arc

    3. “Scattered fucking showers…my ass!”– Noah

    2. “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!”– JFK

    1. 1. “Aw, c’mon, who the fuck is going to find out?”– Bill Clinton

  4. There was a library in Edinburgh
    Whose claim was to have the first F-word
    The Scots it is known
    Can swear to the bone
    And they’ll even flip you the fn’ bird

  5. Hannibal after victory at Cannae

    I’m Hannibal fucking Barca. You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!!

  6. one of my more creative childhood friend’s favorite word was ‘goddammutherfukinthreebaldbitch” I don’t even think he was Scottish.


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