Enjoy the Glorious ‘Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’ Meme

TownHall/Kurt Schlichter:

It’s hard to miss the myriad of memes out there declaring thatEpstein Didn’t Kill Himself.” A Navy SEAL busted it out on Fox like a boss. Even my dog Barkey got in on the craze. And this phenomenon should be encouraged because it demonstrates our healthy contempt for our garbage ruling class.

Now, did Jeffrey Epstein actually wack himself? Maybe, maybe not. On the self-off side, it’s not like the guy had a huge incentive to – pardon the expression – keep hanging around. But on the “Epstein didn’t kill himself” tip, there’s pretty compelling evidence. A noted pathologist thinks he was wacked. So do people who think that it’s super convenient that a dude with the 411 on the pervo peccadillos of so many mostly Democratic poohbahs just happened to check out before he could start talking. And it’s really weird the cameras went off just before he got perma-cancelled.

Plus, what about the guards? Are we supposed to believe government flunkies were utterly unable to perform their most basic task of making sure that their suicidally-inclined inmate didn’t stretch his neck on their watch? Well, I totally believe it. Let’s add “incompetence of federal workers” to the ledger in the “He Did Himself” column. read more

28 Comments on Enjoy the Glorious ‘Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself’ Meme

  1. ᴍʏ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴘᴀʏᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴡᴀs ғᴏʀ 1500000000000000 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs… ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴀs sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ 5 MINUTES/ᴅᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɢᴇɴᴄʏ ɪ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴀɪᴅ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ 95-300 ʙᴜᴄᴋs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ SECOND………. ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ AND EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF

  2. Epstein did kill himself: the NY times claims that’s what he told one of their reporters, after he killed himself.

  3. He was never going to be allowed to rat out the ruling class.

    After project veritas outed the ABC “off-air” comments by that blonde child-rapist-protector, we now know that pedo-boy Clinton and price Andrew were just two of the losers that got “serviced” on his private airplane and island by this underage girl and she also admitted that epstien made video recording of every pedo he pimped for at his island and his REAL business aside from human trafficking, sex slaves, underage girls/boys prostitution ring, was blackmail and once he became vulnerable he was toast no matter where they tried to hide him and if it would have come down to it they would have blown up the entire courthouse where he was going to testify just to shut him up.

    He never had a chance and I hope he enjoys his eternity in hell for what he has done.

  4. His attorney said he heard from him the day before and that he was passionate about mounting an all out defense.

    And then hangs himself. Right. The “sleeping” guards then corrupt the crime scene and declare everything in order over the weekend it happened.

    Everyone working at that jail should be under investigation starting with the extravagant lifestyle warden.

  5. First: 3 broken cameras.
    Second: 2 “Sleeping”guards.
    Third: Hyoid bone crushed in a highly suspicious way.
    “When you are trying to figure out if you are under
    attack there is an old military axiom to apply:
    “The first time can be happenstance.
    The second time can be coincidence.
    The third time is Enemy Action.”

  6. Let’s look at the evidence.
    First: 3 broken cameras.
    Second: 2 “Sleeping”guards.
    Third: 1 Hyoid bone crushed in a highly suspicious manner.
    When you are trying to figure out if you are under a
    sneak attack there is an old military axiom to apply:
    “The first time can be happenstance.
    The second time can be coincidence.
    The third time is Enemy Action.”

  7. The Prophet Mohammed on Epstein

    La ilahi ilaa Allah was Mohammed Rasool Allah … wa lem yuqtulu al Yahood-Hanziir Ibsteen nefsaho

    There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is the messenger of Allah … and the Jew-Pig Epsteen did not kill himself

  8. My musical contribution to this meme (sung to Piano Man)

    It’s five o’clock on a Saturday
    The rent-a-cop guards shuffle
    There’s an old perv lying on the floor
    But Epstein did not kill himself
    I said, “Son, you will spin out a fantasy”
    I’m not really sure how it goes
    But it’s false and it’s vile like his home Pedo Isle
    Still Epstein did not kill himself


  9. Patrick Henry

    As for me, give me liberty or give me death .. but don’t give me this bullshit about Epstein killing himself

  10. Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
    And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
    We would not die in that man’s company
    And Epstein did not kill himself.

    izlamo delenda est …

  11. If thou speak’st false,
    Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive,
    Till famine cling thee: if thy speech be sooth:
    Epstein did NOT kill himself!

    izlamo delenda est …

  12. Since Thou, O Lord, deign’st to approach again
    And ask us how we do, in manner kindest,
    I must admit that Epstein did not kill himself …

    izlamo delenda est …

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