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  1. @FAX PAPERS — Wow, impatient much? Articles here are published on the hour and sometimes on the half hour. If you’d waited just five short minutes, you’d have had your wish.

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  2. Women, chillen, other malevolent pricks and all religions, nationalities and races of irresponsible shits done been duly warned to not get within five feet of my Japanese Green Bell nail nippers. If you need a nail nipped, go to the store and buy yourself a set of Chinese nippers, don’t even glance in the general direction of mine.

    You used and lost every last pair of my American made nail nippers after a single nip and I don’t care what your excuse. Touch my nail nippers and all hell is going to break loose.

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  3. Also dragging the phone—or the ten foot curly cord—into your room for more than fifteen minutes.

    Also leaving the door—any door to cold or bugs—open. And by “leaving it open” I mean taking your hand off the door at any time during entry or exit.

    And the lights, oh lordy. My dad installed windup timer switches on a couple of them just to keep his blood pressure down.

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  4. I along with a friend, we both lived in a house with a long list of beating offenses.

    Staring with such grievous offenses as squeezing the toothpaste tube improperly.

    By the time you reach adulthood you snicker at others of your generation for their weakness and inability to ignore pain and discomfort.

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  5. Is it any wonder Reagan won by a landslide?

    Net Zero, way back then. That it was Carter is no surprise. That most of us went along with it is…a disappointment, but we got over it, most of us.

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  6. Many Viet Nam vets used to compare the summer weather in deep SE Texas with the jungles of Viet Nam when they were fighting there. When I was growing up, our home had no air-conditioning. The only relief was to run an attic fan at night that pulled air from outside through the screened windows and exhaust it into the attic. My dad finally installed central heating and air-conditioning just before I graduated from high school. It was what I imagined heaven would be like. I sure wouldn’t want to go back to living without it. Luckily, electricity is cheap where I live, and my electric bill is never over two hundred a month. We run it at 71/72 all summer and it’s an all-electric home of 2,400 square feet. Although it’s in Texas, we are not on the so-called ‘Texas Grid’. The electricity we use is generated using natural gas which is abundant in Texas.

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  7. There is only one “The TV remote” in this house. Nobody but me has any business with my TV remote. If it isn’t in my hand it sits in one place and one place only does it sit… and if’n ya’ know what is good fer ya’ it sits right there untouched by human hands until the next time I sit down to watch a documentary or bull riding.

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  8. They lost their TV remote months ago. No surprise, it took a two hour scavenger hunt every time they wanted to watch something. I don’t know, and I don’t care who, what I do know as a stone cold natural fact is I had absolutely no part in hauling it off.

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  9. JDHASTY
    My rule about the remote isn’t as tough as yours, but my kids know it’s DMD( death, murder, destruction) for being caught with it in any room outside the TV location. Don’t chu let me catch you with it in the kitchen.

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