CaliBurger rolled out the first learning robot to flip burgers yesterday. From all appearances, the human-replacing machine that can “cook 150 burgers an hour” preformed flawlessly during its debut. More
Continue to demand an increase in the minimum wage and be replaced…
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Unlike Shameeka, Julia and metro-boy, Flippy isn’t late, isn’t absent, doesn’t want to leave early, doesn’t mouth off, doesn’t go to the restroom and blow chunks from doing too much heroin, and doesn’t have communicable diseases.
Looks like a good fit.
Soooooo these things cost about 60K.
Based on flippin burgers for 12 hrs a day, year 1 costs about13.74/hr
Year 5 costs about 2.74/hr
Amortized out over five years ya got cheaper, faster, reliable and better –
or Mo Betterer for those of yoos in South Chickago…
Does he run out of cheeseburgers and french fries in the MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN’ DAY, like the West Mifflin, PA McDonalds does?!?! 😡
I mean, heaven forbid – the two foods you’re WORLD FAMOUS FOR, would actually BE available when you pull in the drive-thru, at 2 in the afternoon. 🙄
The only real question is, how much maintenance will flippy require between shifts,
Does flip you give notification if he is having internal problems?
What will happen if flippy gives out in the middle of the shift?
Even the most reliable equipment breaks down sooner or later.
My wife has been making dinner for me for 20 years.
Maybe I should call her flippy?
AND IT WONT SPIT ON YOUR FOOD !
But will it spit in my burger or pick a dropped one up off the floor and continue frying it? Because that adds that “special something” and hepatitis, but mostly hepatitis.
Two all-beef patties
Special sauce – and I do mean SPECIAL
on a gritty floor bun
If they only developed a robot that could spit in your burger, they might just have something…
@Robots are great
Tell us how that went, after you get back from the hospital.