Florida man arrested for botching castration

SEBRING, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he performed a botched castration in his home on a man he met through the dark web.

The Highlands County Sheriff’s Office responded to a home on Orday Road in Sebring just before midnight on Sunday for a 911 hang-up call. When they got to the home, they say 74-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk answered the door and told deputies he had just performed a castration on a man. read more

21 Comments on Florida man arrested for botching castration

  1. I don’t think I’d fit in in Florida. Hell, even the wimmin are nuts. Wasn’t it just a week or so ago one of the ladies of Florida was arrested and they found an alligator in her pants? I’m all for having a good time but I’ll pass on that. I think I’ll pass on the at home castration too.

  2. I have read many of Carl Hiaasen’s humourous books. The plot lines are all about the craziness in Florida. Once, in an interview, he said that he just reads the headlines and lets his mind run away with ideas. Books are “Stormy Weather”, “Girl with a Razor”, “Lucky You”. Make sure you have been to the bathroom before starting to read, I guarantee you will be “peeing your pants with laughter” after a few pages.

  3. “castration fetish” is a thing??? WTF?
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

  4. Did he lop off the twig and pluck the berries? Or just pluck the berries? Doesn’t it defeat the purpose of a freaky fetish to remove the nutjob’s junk all in one go? He could have applied a castration bander from a farm supply store and prolonged the ‘pleasure’. What a bunch of sick kooks.


  5. How the hell do you screw something so simple as this up? I think they let us castrate sheep and goats in 4H when we were still in grade school. Don’t remember any complications either and we did hundreds and hundreds

  6. “castration fetish” is a thing??? WTF? — Crackerbaby

    Sure. What do you think so-called sex change surgery is all about?

  7. Not to worry, Red Flag laws will let people with a castration fetish buy guns as long as they vote Democrat..

  8. Detectives are asking anyone with information on Van Ryswyk to call them at (863) 402-7250 or emai

    Why don’t the detectives subpoena the local Democrat voter roles and start dialing .

  9. Big Mike wanted to know how much he charged, it wasn’t apparent on who they needed the service for, Mike or BHO?


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