“Florida Man” Game

The latest internet game pokes a little fun at Florida by exploiting the ubiquitous and frequent “Florida Man” (or woman) that shows up in way too many newscasts and seems to commit an inordinate amount of freaky, if not, heinous crimes.

How do you play?

You do an internet search of “Florida Man” followed by your birthdate and post what you find.

My Florida man was caught with bomb making materials that could create the “mother of all bombs.”

ht/ illustr8r

53 Comments on “Florida Man” Game

  1. This doesn’t work for me. I was born before Florida became a state. hehe

    Here’s one I found from 2017:

    Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road

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  2. Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages. Not clear on whether the sausages were hurled or inserted.

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  3. Florida man accused of ‘intentionally’ pressure washing his neighbor
    The man is accused of spraying his neighbor with the pressure washer ‘without his consent.’

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  4. Rapper YNW Melly arrested in Florida on marijuana charges

    THIS MELLY SUCK

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  5. Florida man, suspected of being Slender Man, arrested on school bus while playing hide and seek. Was released on $100 cash bail.

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  6. June 5th….Florida man denies he was drinking and driving because he only drank at stop lights and not while driving….seems reasonable….

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  7. March 13
    1. Drunk, shirtless Florida man harasses people at the park
    2. Florida man catches a “super grouper” weighing 98 pounds.

    BTW – I’m a former Florida Man

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  8. CRIME
    Published November 7
    Florida man claims he killed, dismembered roommate because he was possibly ‘next mass killer,’ cops say

    So, at least he was proactive…

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  9. ecp- that guy could be the long lost nephew of that little girl’s picture that I use. The annoyed one in black and white. lol

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  10. Oh, so I don’t have to use my birth year. Well, then. Here is what I found:

    “Florida man gets cozy with his pet cougar”

    And, NO, I’m not going to read the article! Ick.

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  11. “Obese Florida man, George Jolicoeur, avoids jail because he’s too fat.
    A 600-pound Florida man, arrested for scamming
    restaurants in 2007, was offered a plea deal when prosecutors discovered it was
    too expensive to incarcerate him, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

    George Jolicoeur, 38, is infamous for ordering food
    and then complaining about the quality and refusing to pay after he eats it.

    The obese thief once devoured five milk shakes
    before finding a hair in the shake and refusing to pay.

    Jolicoeur was arrested in 2007 after downing nearly
    $50 of beef jerky from a 7-Eleven, then claiming the last few scraps were
    moldy.

    Police tracked him down at home and arrested him.

    “The beef jerky got me,” Jolicoeur said on
    his way to prison.

    After Jolicoeur was charged with five counts of
    felony petty theft, he became ill and bedridden. He now resides in a nursing
    facility and relies on a respirator to breathe.

    After prosecutors discovered that the state would
    have to foot the bill for Jolicoeur’s medical care they offered a plea deal.

    “He’s in his prison cell,” said Assistant
    State Attorney Kyan Ware. “He’s not getting out of that bed.” ”

    His mugshot here—> https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/theerant/obese-florida-man-george-jolicoeur-avoids-jail-bec-t62960.html

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  12. Nooo!! I got the “Woman shot after performing sex act for $5 and Pringles”

    THIS WEB GAME SUCK!!

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  13. @Jethro!!!! (Clutches pearls)

    The article did not say, but I imagine it was “sour cream”, if you catch my drift…

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  14. Recent:
    Florida woman bitten by stray kitten billed by hospital for $48G: ‘My funeral would have been cheaper’

    Can’t find anything for the day and year I was borm.

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  15. Cuban transplant Florida man wins Senate seat by running as a conservative Republican and instead talks and functions like a dirtbag Democrat

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  16. Florida man threatened to blow up car lot where his ex works, police say

    He was angered because she still has a necklace he bought her, according to police.
    NEWS
    Author:
    10News Staff
    Published:
    4:36 PM EDT March 19, 2019
    Updated:
    4:36 PM EDT March 19, 2019
    PINELLAS PARK, Fla. — A St. Petersburg man threatened to blow up a car dealership where his ex-girlfriend worked and kill her father because she still had a necklace he bought her, Pinellas Park police said.

    Elias V. Orfanakos, 39, was arrested Monday

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  17. My wife’s:
    Florida man kills time in Social Security Office by masturbating as workers process his federal claims

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  18. Florida man arrested for assaulting store clerk, yelling: “I ain’t enterin’ no web contest without a prize! Now give me a damn prize!”

    (I have no documentation for this. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. Okay, I made it up. Where’s the prize for this one? No more cool magnets?)

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  19. “Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water”.
    That’s just wrong,,,
    only in their coffee.

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  20. Swinging her five-month-old son like a baseball bat, a Florida woman yesterday struck her boyfriend with the infant before dropping the child face first into the sand on Daytona Beach, police charge.

    Cops allege that Tatyana Allen, 18, initially hit her 19-year-old beau “several times in the face with a closed hand” before using her baby “as a weapon.” Allen, witnesses said, swung the infant “like a bat” before “the baby was dropped in the sand, face down.”

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  21. Florida man with facial scar uses the word “Foak” at least a thousand times a day while building a massive cocaine empire

    Calls an M203 grenade launches his “leetl fren'”

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  22. Florida man overwhelmed with remorse after shooting his best friend Manuel for humping his kid sister

    Is overheard saying “Why I do that, Manny”

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