Flu’s On First? Abbott and Costello Meets Covid

by Mark Hyman

Bud: I got my vaccination. I am now protected from the virus.

Lou: Not me. No one’s gonna jab a needle in my arm.

Bud: You must.

Lou: Why?

Bud: To protect me.

Lou: From the virus?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: But I thought you said you were vaccinated.

Bud: I am.

Lou: You’re protected?

Bud: Correct.

Lou: From the virus?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: So, I don’t need a vaccination.

Bud: But you do.

Lou: Why?

Bud: To protect me.

Lou: I thought you were vaccinated.

Bud: I am.

Lou: And the vaccination protects you?

Bud: It does.

Lou: So, I don’t need to get vaccinated to protect you because you’re already protected from the virus by the vaccination you already got.

Bud: No, you must get the vaccination to protect me from the virus.

Lou: You mean the vaccination doesn’t work?

Bud: It does work.

Lou: If the vaccination works and you’re protected from the virus because you already got the vaccination then it doesn’t matter if I don’t get vaccinated.

Bud: But it does matter. Because if you don’t vaccinated you can give me the virus.

Lou: Let me see if I have this straight.

Bud: Okay.

Lou: You got the vaccination?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: The vaccination protects you from the virus?

Bud: Correct.

Lou: So, it doesn’t matter if I don’t get the vaccination because you’re already protected from the virus?

Bud: No.

Lou: Are you telling me the vaccination doesn’t work?

Bud: No, I’m telling you the vaccination does work.

Lou: Then why must I get the vaccination?

Bud: To protect me from the virus.

Lou: This doesn’t makes any sense.

Bud: But it does make sense. Why don’t you understand? Besides, you are required to get the vaccination, whether you like it or not.

Lou: What?

Bud: Everyone in America must get the vaccination.

Lou: Everyone?

Bud: Everyone. Except for a few people.

Lou: Who?

Bud: Members of Congress.

Lou: Members of Congress?

Bud: Yes.

Lou: You’re telling me everyone in America must get the vaccination except Members of Congress?

Bud: And their staff.

Lou: Their staff don’t have to get the vaccination?

Bud: Nope.

Lou: Why are Members of Congress and their staff exempt?

Bud: Because the president needs Congress to pass his spending bills.

Lou: Oh, it’s a political favor.

Bud: Of course, it is.

Lou: So, everyone in America must get the vaccination except Members of Congress and their staff?

Bud: And postal workers.

Lou: What? Postal workers don’t have to get the vaccination?

Bud: That is correct.

Lou: I’m sure I don’t want to know, but please tell me why.

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Ht/ NAAC

8 Comments on Flu’s On First? Abbott and Costello Meets Covid

  1. I would love to see that performed.

    Wild Bill: I love “Who’s On First” as well. However, if you have heard many of their radio shows you would find that they do so many variants that it ceases to be funny.

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  2. Been hounding leftists on their favorite sites lately again and the conversation comes to a grinding halt when I ask, “How does me not being jabbed affect you in any way whatsoever?”

    I did get a roundabout answer once, he stated that the economy can’t open fully until everyone is jabbed and that affects his job to which I said that’s bullshit. Other than that, asked many times and never answered. I just get accused of being selfish. LOL.

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  3. And when a libtard is tired of arguing or too confused in his own pretzel logic to continue – in otherwords, when all else fails, say it with me now: “YOU’RE A RACIST”. End of discussion.

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  4. All of this nonsense reminds me that ecp’s mom wants to talk to him.

    You can reach her at my #, ecp…

    You know what the deal is… grrr

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