George Snuffleupagus Reporting That Michael Cohen’s Cooperation With Feds “Likely To Hit White House”

ABC– George Streptococcus

Cohen, who has been under criminal investigation for months, which is separate from the special counsel case, has been rushing to meet U.S. District Judge Kimba Wood’s Friday deadline to complete a privilege review of over 3.7 million documents seized in the April 9 raids of Cohen’s New York properties and law office.

Cohen, who is under federal investigation now with no legal representation, is likely to cooperate with federal prosecutors in Manhattan, sources said. This development, which is believed to be imminent, will likely hit the White House, family members, staffers and counsels hard.


What’s going to hit?


14 Comments on George Snuffleupagus Reporting That Michael Cohen’s Cooperation With Feds “Likely To Hit White House”

  1. “Flip” implies there is something Cohen could say that would indict Trump.

    What could he say? “We paid a porn queen to shut up about having sex with my client.”

    Was Trump under oath at any time saying the opposite?
    Don’t think so.

  2. Same kimba wood that was a former Playboy bunny? Does her black robe have a big white fuzzy tail on it?

  3. Please, someone find some sexual impropriety accusations of this mini tool. He’s such a gnat. (Thanks, Claudia 😀 )

  4. Predictable. Any time they want to change the subject or the closer we get to November the more this crap is going to pop up.

  5. They have to say this. They were told to say this so the fall back after the IG report hits and takes out Rosenstein and Mueller can be “We were about to indict Trump but he ended the investigation… Because we totally had him.”

  6. @MJA
    After today’s scan of “Real News” sites (The Hill, HuffPoo, Politicuz, VICE, Daily Beast, etc..) I gathered that Little George has filed a lawsuit saying he was facially “Richard whipped” by Jamie Foxx.

  7. There were rumors about while Georgie was in the Clinton admin that he regularly traveled to NYC on weekends to see a “specialist”. It seems he likes to get spankings as a sexual release.


  8. @ MJA: Maybe some suggestion that he plays the role of Don Lemon’s or Anderson Pooper’s gerbil? He’s probably too small for the clinton’s these days.

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