When it comes to public humiliation, Idahoans have a unique gift.
We are special. We populate a spectacular state. According to countless places-to-live lists, Boise is the super-bestest city in the universe.
But whenever a report comes out comparing Idaho tendencies to the rest of America’s, I find it best to steel yourself. You never know what freak-show secrets we might discover about ourselves. We always seem to find new, face-melting ways to arse out in front of the rest of the nation.
So be warned, bro. Better take a deep breath and chug a beer. Or a wussified, flavored malt beverage. More