35 Comments on GOP presidential field balloons to 14
This should help round out our choices in the GOP primary.
LOLOL “Balloons”. Washington Times got jokes.
Bean bag chair with a head.
When he jumped in, he emptied the pool.
Is that a doorknob back there or is something orbiting him?
He is the only candidate who could make the ocean waters rise and retreat.
MJA: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That’s so funny!
Fuck Tubby. He cost Romney an election which we are all paying for, The guys a stone cold loser. Period, end of story.
He won’t get far….the highway system won’t support the weight of his campaign bus.
OK let me make one thing clear on my own behalf. I don’t regularly make fun of fat people just because they’re fat. However, if I don’t like you and you’re fat… Mooch and Chris…It’s on. lol
I’m surprised he didn’t announce from the Golden Corral.
I’ve said this before here. If you don’t have enough self control to do some “Push Aways” to control your fat ass, you probably shouldn’t run for President. Just Push away from the dinner table tubby.
MJA as a fat man I believe I speak for all of us when I say he is an open target.
Fire at will sister!
Here’s my dream team:
Pres. Ted Cruz
VP Scott Walker
AG Trey Goudy
Sur.Gen. Ben Carson
Sec of State. Donald Trump
EPA Carla Farina (close it down)
Sec of Defense. Hank Johnson Georgia Rep (Dem) shows we are reaching across the aisle. and will keep the isle of Guam from tipping into the ocean. and assure that all white cops are not racists.
I so do love your new rugged outdoor attire, Mary Jane!
Can I get a hug? Pretty please.. Ouch!!
Tommy, keep your eye on Trump. He seriously pissed me off last time. But this time around he seems serious. Name someone that will hang with him in the debates. I can name one. Palin, but she’s not running.
Christie will be the candidate of a new third party: The Demofats.
Michelle Obama will be his running mate.
I donut understand why he is running
You guys are Cruller than I thought you’d be.
I like that.
Oh, wonderful. Now Crisco Creep wants to lard it over us.
Christie is so huge he’s protected by Greenpeace!
The fucker is delusional-I doubt if he could get reelected in Jersey.
Chris Christie officially jumps in
A question the press will never ask:
Governor Christi, when was the last time you saw your peter?
Hah! We do know that although he can’t see it he likes it enough to have built a nice roof over it to protect it from rain, snow, and sunburn.
On the hole, I don’t understand HOW he could be running.
Don’t make fun of the disabled. Don’t you know he has Dunlap’s Disease?
His stomach done lapped over
his belt buckle.
He keeps the pork inside his shirt
And out of America’s budget!!
He’s actually not running. He’ll be riding in one of those electric fatty carts like you would see in Wal-Mart.
Not sure about the doorknob, but
there may be a couple of harpoons sticking out of his back.
10 TU even steven!
Have you seen your weiner Christie
Hiding in the shadows
Have you seen your weiner Christie
Hiding in the shadow
I’m glad I averted my eyes
If Christie is the 14th to declare, wouldn’t that make the number ballon to about 16.2?
Your list has much in common with mine.
Trump should be at Commerce, though, not State.
I like Alan West for Defense.
I would shut down EPA on my first day in office and find another slot for Carly. The effing IRS too.
Put Walker in at Labor.
Still undecided about my dream veep. I like Sarah but want her at Energy. We need someone there who can stand up to the Greenpeace Nazis.