This gentleman is holding it too close to his zabaglione.
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It throws Frisbee® Discs with razor blades on the edge.
A Pope Blaster?
Drone blaster.
ans no, I didn’t look at the article first.
My guess is the white gizmo is a phazed array locator and the gun part is a focused RF swamper or laser.
My understanding of a Pope Blaster is this:
1. You aim the danged thing at a freshly expired Pope.
2. You pull the trigger.
3. Being a type of nuclear powered ray-gun, it blows any pope, regardless of gender, sexual persuasion, color, religion, marital status, etc., into tiny bits.
4. After rendering a pope into a heap of tiny bits, it sends the heap into perpetual orbit around the asteroid named Assrhoid1959E3376592.
That’s what a Pope Blaster does.
Whatever it is, it can’t get Bergoglio out of Hell.
it’s either his weapon or his gun
Too late.
He’s already dead.
It’s a butt plug installer for Illinois governor Pritzker.
Jellybean: with all that fat, how does any buttplug find Pritzker’s asshole?
Real guess – net thrower.
Fun guess – Zorg’s ZF1 weapon from 5th Element. Don’t press the red button.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhR1THflUU
Biff Slappenhertz
Amen. I’m less then a second out of the holster under a garment. Besides, won’t do them any good when the swarm drones show up.
Looks like what you’d get if Hasbro were a defense contractor. Which they might be, for all I know. Probably outbid Whammo for the contract.
It’s like those canons at ballgames that shoot tee shirts into the crowd, but instead it shoots souvenir rosaries to the attendees of the funeral.
@Anonymous—
Thankfully, it’s not my problem
Johnny Seven O.M.A. (one man Army) weapon made by Topper Toys from the early 1960’s. I know some of you guys had one. Google it!
Portable Pizza machine.
Since it says Aeronautica on his uniform, I would guess it is an anti-drone defense of some type.
It blasts souvenier Pope Francis t-shirts into the crowd?
It’s a Wop-a-drone-dropper.
Looks like something out of “HALO”… Master Chief, is that you??
It shots gelato at a mob to give them something enjoyable to focus on.
drone jammer, but what is under it?