A senile old man in Washington who has a deadly nuclear arsenal at his fingertips is calling for dangerous weapons to be taken out of the hands of the mentally unstable.
“Listen, folks, this shouldn’t be difficult,” said the yammering old geriatric to a duck in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. “The mentally unstable shouldn’t have guns! It’s dangerous! Think of what could happen, Jack! They could fire it blindly through their front door because they heard a noise, or leave it right out in the open where a Taliban terrorist could pick it up, or accidentally kill innocent people they thought were bad guys but turned out to be foreign aid workers!” The man then dove face-first into the pool because he thought he saw an ice cream cone there.
Many Democrats are warning of chaos and death if mentally unstable people such as themselves ever get their hands on a firearm. “It would be a disaster,” said one Democratic strategist. “Think of putting weapons in the hands of people who can’t even define what a ‘woman’ is! I shudder at the thought! Please disarm us immediately!”
All projection by Dementiacrats.
Babylon Bee reads more like a real news site than most of the “real news” sites.
Just the guns legally owned by the Extremists.
Those who believe the news and narrative are fake.
Those who know gun laws do nothing.
Look at Shitcago, DC, LA, San Fran,…………
Let’s see them clean up their own cities.
Trump Republicans.
And
The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of “Men who wanted to be left Alone”.
City Dashboard: Murder and Gun Homicide
https://everytownresearch.org/report/city-data/
Keep up the good work, killing America’s children
I agree…democRATS should NOT be able to possess firearms!
Texas democratic, since when loser ^^^
This from the same people who refuse to prosecute those who steal firearms or are in possession of stolen firearms. Fuck off, you senile old coot.
Claims the party that support a person who idolizes Putin & Lil Kim & is dumber than a box of rocks. Suppport this, not that, NRA convention gun-free zone, schools not.
OBidenz “pen and phone” are more deadly than any gun.
The whole Uvalde, Texas stinks.
How did an unemployed 17 year old, afford $4000 in weapons?
Why where parents doing the “right thing” arrested?
Why were “recently trained” police officers standing around holding their own?
Pictures show 20+ officers standing around and none of them doing their job.
Were they waiting for the media to get there?
Most schools are out now, what will be their next target?
gun-grabbers r welcome 2 the Pb 1st
Ever time he starts with “Listen folks” something extremely stupid follows.
Every time I see road construction, there are a bunch of TXDOT workers just standing around there too.
Maybe it’s a public employee thing.
start with alphabet agencies, including atf, blm/forestry, cia, fbi, irs, d of “edumacation”, d of state, etc.