Happy 39th, Dianny!

Also, it’s Earth Day or something. I dunno.


Dianny over at Patriot Retort explains why even though Earth Day is trying to cut in on her action, she’s making it a good day anyway.
So in honor of our friend, Dianny, I’m going to throw some regular trash into the recycling bin, leave the closet light on all day, and set the bagged salads free in the grocery store.  Happy Birthday!

39 Comments on Happy 39th, Dianny!

  1. Happy birthday! Earlier today, some of my neighbors celebrated earth day by burning their house to the ground, and they didn’t even buy any carbon credits.

  2. Happy Bday! To celebrate, I’m going to let my gas guzzling SUV run idle in my driveway for an hour or two.

  3. Today is my birthday too! It was hijacked by Earth Day in the 70s-thanks Ira Einhorn, you murderous bastard. I can’t tell you how many “Earth”day presents I’ve gotten over the years, blah.
    I was born on Easter Sunday in 1962. It was the first of many times I made my parents miss church!
    Happy Birthday to all the birthday kids today!

  4. Happy Birthday Blessings Dianny!

    If you saved a Half dollar every day you would have $20,000 today.

    $20,000 in 1963 had the same buying power as $162,186.84 in 2018.

    You are richly Blessed.

  5. And now a little tune sung in the Sinatra style

    When I was thirty-nine
    It was a very…good year
    It was a very good year for real women with steel running down their spine,
    who treated liberals most unkind, which for me was just fine
    When I was thirty-nine

  6. Happy Birthday, Dianny and Agatha!

    Phooey on erf day!

    My son asked me what earth day is so I told him that it’s a scam by leftists as part of the global warming hoax which is used to get people to do stupid things and that it was invented by a murderer.

  7. Ah, 39 – a wonderful age to be stuck on. Believe it and it will be more real than you think. Happy Birthday, Dianny.

  8. Happy Birthday Dianny!
    In celebration of earth day I fired up my 69 mustang for the first time this year. I couldn’t take it for a spin cause I’m not done with the new, fuel guzzling mods I added this winter.

  9. Girl, I can’t believe you are turning 39! And again…and so soon.

    Happy Birthday anyway. Now go out and shovel some snow and you’ll feel as old as I am!

  10. Happy Birthday to Agatha, also! Not as young but wise beyond your years. I hope you had a great one! 🙂

  11. I donot keep track of dates
    So I’m sorry for being lates
    Happy Birthday to you
    And your middle finger too!
    oh, waits…

    Happy Birthday Dianny!
    Patriots All Reporting

  12. Happy 39th, Dianny. Ahhh, I remember those days. See if you can make it last all week (your birthday, I mean)!

  13. Happy Birthday Dianny. Me I would prefer to be 36 again!

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

  14. We wish you a fantastic birthday because without that happy occasion we would not have your wonderful wit on your website (which I look forward to each day). We are all glad that you were born and grew into the irreverent person that we all adore. Happy Birthday!


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