21 Comments on Hasna Ait Boulahcen – Muslim hag who blew herself up
So I’m little confused about the muslim reward system. Does this mean that she gets to spend eternity being serviced by 72 stumbling, hopeless men who have no clue what they are doing? OR does she become one of the 72 virgins who service the next male suicide bomber who shows up? How does that work exactly?
Judging by that pic….I guess she lost in the game of ” Bomb , Paper, Scissors”
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What I want to know is did the people on the other side of that window yell “HEADS UP!” ?
Sounds like she is riding skateboards about now.
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. “So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“None. I had a perfect marriage.”
“Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.
“Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy.
“Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.”
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
“I just saw my wife.”
“She was riding a skateboard.”
Well, you can’t say she didn’t have a backbone since it landed on top of a police car in the street.
She was head and shoulders above the rest of those islamic savages.
Hilariously, women get stuck with the same assholes they had on Earth. If she wasn’t married, an asshole will be provided for her and she still doesn’t get to choose which one. If islam wasn’t so dangerous it would be pretty funny.
“What’s on the menu Pierre?”…”tonight we have a special menu of eyes, teeth and hair…with a classic Beurre Blanc”…
Now they are saying she was blown up. Daily Mail
Her last blowjob was killer!
It’s too bad a dog didn’t grab it and run off with it like in a Benny Hill sketch. He could have buried it with his favorite ham bone.
Yes, she gets the ugliest ones with no teeth, who just screwed a goat, and doesn’t know what a shower or what a razor is. That’s her just reward.
@SineWaveII , this Angry Kid clip comes pretty close.