Hasna Ait Boulahcen – Muslim hag who blew herself up

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21 Comments on Hasna Ait Boulahcen – Muslim hag who blew herself up

  1. So I’m little confused about the muslim reward system. Does this mean that she gets to spend eternity being serviced by 72 stumbling, hopeless men who have no clue what they are doing? OR does she become one of the 72 virgins who service the next male suicide bomber who shows up? How does that work exactly?

  2. Sounds like she is riding skateboards about now.

    Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. “So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?”

    “None. I had a perfect marriage.”
    “Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”

    “Only twice, I think,” says the second guy.
    “Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”

    “12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy.
    “Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.”

    Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

    “What’s wrong?”
    “I just saw my wife.”
    “So?”

    “She was riding a skateboard.”

  3. Hilariously, women get stuck with the same assholes they had on Earth. If she wasn’t married, an asshole will be provided for her and she still doesn’t get to choose which one. If islam wasn’t so dangerous it would be pretty funny.

  4. It’s too bad a dog didn’t grab it and run off with it like in a Benny Hill sketch. He could have buried it with his favorite ham bone.

  5. I don’t think she was a virgin, thus she is in hell, where 95% of the women are according to Mo the Prophet.

    FDR was supposed to ask her after vetting by Satan whether she really did push the button, or someone else did the deed.

  6. It doesn’t. When the goat-humpers get to Paradise it rapidly becomes obvious why they’re still virgins–they’re so bitchy and ugly no one wants them.

    Suckers!

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