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1. The Department of Redundancy Department is closed for Transgender Month according to a spokesman official of redundancy official said..

   That was pure plagiarism heh!

2. Authorities Pursue Man Running With Scissors
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3. Correction
   “Due to incorrect information received from the clerk of the court office, Diane K Merchant, 38, was incorrectly listed as being fined for prostitution in Wednesday’s paper. The charged should have been listed as failure to stop at a railroad crossing.”
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   What difference, at this point, does it make?

4. “HOMICIDE VICTIMS RARELY TALK TO POLICE”.

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   Really…?

   😛

5. Despite budget cuts and layoffs, at least one perfectly reasonable government office continues to do daily business….https://youtu.be/IqhlQfXUk7w

6. Authorities on just what exactly?

7. And the ever classic…

   Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

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8. Anyone besides me ever see the sign in front of a liquor store that says, Liquor in front, poker in rear.

9. You want headlines? Use corderoy pillows.