Hey Guys, Who’s Up For a Little Platonic Cuddling?

This is probably the most difficult post title I ever wrote. I hate the word “cuddle.”


A Montgomery County group of men is looking to help other men through the therapeutic power of cuddling. According to their Meetup page, the Men’s Therapeutic Cuddle Group’s goal “is to provide a safe, structured, and platonic environment for men to experience ‘the three As’: Acceptance, Affirmation and Affection.”

The group is accepting of men from all backgrounds, but notes “men with back or knee injuries, or those suffering from obesity may find it difficult to fully participate.”

Just what the hell is going on in this group session!!!? Bad knees prevents full participation? There’s kneeling involved?????

The group establishes “safe touch boundaries” before every session and only allows non-sexual cuddling. Participants must remain fully-clothed at all times and must shower before meetings.

I have a safe touch boundary. It’s called “don’t touch me.”

The Meetup page also notes that “most men experience some level or arousal during cuddling. This is completely normal…we’re all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!”

Completely normal.

ht/ Cynic.

18 Comments on Hey Guys, Who’s Up For a Little Platonic Cuddling?

  1. Aww man….

    Faggots cuddle. Men embrace one another when the manliness has achieved manliness. Sometimes.

  2. Uncle Al ►THIS WEB SUCK◄ MARCH 27, 2019 AT 12:28 AM
    @BFH – You hate the word “cuddle” even though cuddling is a pleasant part of fore- and post-play?

    With women Al! Women 🙂

    They get woodies? It’s normal? These aren’t normal men

  3. Brings to mind an oldie but a goodie

    The Navy Invented Sex

    A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

    After a swig of beer the Marine says, ‘Well, we had Iwo Jima.’

    Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, ‘We had the Battle of Midway.

    ‘Not entirely true’, responded the Marine. ‘Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.’

    The sailor responds, ‘Point taken.’

    The Marine then says, ‘We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!’

    The sailor, nodding agreement, says, ‘But we had John Paul Jones.’

    The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says…… ‘The Navy invented sex!’

    The Marine replies, ‘That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.’



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