Hitchbot Gets Trashed in Philly

The Hitchhiking robot made it as far as “The City of Brotherly Love.”

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 He was found “damaged beyond repair earlier Saturday.”

 

I always thought this would end in robotic tears, but not this early.

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This version of the story had me laughing the hardest this morning.

 

25 Comments on Hitchbot Gets Trashed in Philly

  1. So you dimwits sent a fake robot containing a piece of electronic equipment unsupervised into a Dem-controlled city and expected it to survive?

  2. This might be the funniest story I’ve read in a long time. I sent it off to a friend of mine that lives in Philly, he was proud of his fellow citizens.

  3. Won’t get any MSM coverage ’cause it wasn’t black and it wasn’t trashed by racist white cops (for not plugging the parking meter, hitchhiking, not having current tags, etc.).

  4. Decapitated, but was it also sodomized?
    It was a bucket of white privilege; they don’t make drywall compound of color, now do they!

  5. A plastic bucket with 4 pool noodles taped to it is a robot!?
    Some people have too much time on their hands, and spend it smoking dope apparently.

  6. I thought I’d have a little fun with our opposites at Raw Story.

    “So folks over here are all broken up over a “clinking, clanking, clattering collection of coliginious junk” but babies that are butchered then poured into a petri dish to have their organs tweezed out by abortion ghouls, not so much.

    Nice humanity you have here Raw Story crowd. Nice lot of members of the human race.”

    That was fun while it lasted. They pulled every comment and I assume I’ve earned my ban. I’m surprised they let it go on that long – Dr. Tar

  7. The only People shocked by this are the same people that are shocked that Obama hasn’t saved the economy, achieved world peace and walked on water. Useful idiots, indeed.

  8. The ‘alleged’ assailants have yet to be identified. However, an audio recording was recovered capturing the moment hitchbot’s head was removed with the ‘alleged’ assailants shouting “Allahu Akbar!”

  9. Philadelphia – Hell’s Branch Office
    Open 24/7 for your convenience.

    If you think I’m joking, you’d better wake up!

  10. “… damaged beyond repair earlier Saturday.”

    Now, all seriousness aside, how is that possible?

    ANYTHING made by man can be repaired by man.
    PERIOD.

    At a reasonable cost? Different question.

    Language is important.
    Words matter.

    “We can rebuild him!” Keep the sunny side up!

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