Hitler’s Alligator

‘Hitler’s alligator’ dies in Moscow Zoo

The Times of Israel – An alligator that many people believe once belonged to Adolf Hitler has died in the Moscow Zoo.

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Let’s have a “Pets of Tyrants” thread, K?

Tell us what kinds of animals should belong to which tyrants, past and present?

I’ll start: Gov. Wretched Witless (D MI) has a pet weasel. An angry weasel.

63 Comments on Hitler’s Alligator

  1. Pelosi has a pet naked molerat.
    Aoc has a pet rock.
    Chuck Schumer has a pet dust bunny.
    Whitmer has a pet shrew.
    Biden has a petting problem.

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  2. Gavin newsome has a pet leech
    Obama has a pet wookiee.
    Bill gates has a pet toilet bug.
    Ilhan Omar has a pet tapeworm.
    Bill Clinton has a pet hemorrhoid.

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  3. Jerry nadler had a pet pot bellied pig, but he ate it.
    Schiff has pet pinworms.
    Maxine waters has a pet wig.

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  4. Chicago mayor, Lori Lightfoot, lesbian Yoda walks herself around on a leash, sufficiently frightening the children to stay off the play equipment in Chicago parks.

    It’s working.

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  5. Governor Ralph ‘Blackface’ Northam has a rhesus monkey on a chain that he calls ‘Ralph Northam’.
    He’s a quiet, but ill tempered simian.

    So is the monkey.

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  6. Tito had a pet mosquito, but no one ever knew about it because it was too damn small. It bit all his councillors, though, whenever they disagreed with him.

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  7. Rachel Levine tranny health minister?
    Virginia has/had one of those too. I don’t remember it’s name.

    Democrats sure do love their weirdos.

    Let me go look that up and get back to you.

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  8. @Uncle Al–

    “Tony Fauci has a pet Magic 8-Ball”

    …and it’s stuck on “Outlook not so good”.

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  9. Pritzker needs another rancor.

    He’s enlarged the pit under the palace so much, it makes the current one look teeny.

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  10. After further review it looks like Northam’s first pick for Health Department washed up.

    But I remember the kerfluffle when it first went down.
    Hmmmm. ‘When it first went down’ is probably bad phraseology. /snort haha.

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  11. @PHenry:

    Governor Ralph ‘Blackface’ Northam has a rhesus monkey on a chain that he calls ‘Ralph Northam’.
    He’s a quiet, but ill tempered simian.

    So is the monkey.

    Heh! Is it true that Northam dresses his monkey up like a lawn jockey?

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  12. Jeffrey Epstein has become quite attached to his friend, Jaime the mold.

    I know. Eeew.

    Shame on me.

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  13. I don’t remember seeing the mustache earlier! Is it migratory, like Eyegor’s hump?

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  14. I wanted to make the mustache more prominent, but thought it wouldn’t look realistic. HAHAHAHAHA, a mustache on an alligator … and I’m concerned about realism! Do’h!

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  15. Personally, I have a turtle.

    An attack turtle.

    An attack turtle with a Colt 45 hot glued to his shell.

    An attack turtle with a Colt 45 hot glued to his shell and the pain of lost innocence in his eyes.

    I’m not saying Andy Turtle is insane. I’m just saying that I usually do what he says.

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