Hmmmm… Whoopi. Not sure you’re right… – IOTW Report

Hmmmm… Whoopi. Not sure you’re right…

29 Comments on Hmmmm… Whoopi. Not sure you’re right…

  1. *sigh*

    “27. Wherefore whosoever shall eat this bread, and drink this cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord.

    28. But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and drink of that cup.

    29. For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord’s body.

    30. For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many sleep.”
    1 Corinthians 27-30

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  2. woopie you commie skank, you’re no better than that other commie POS posing as the Pope of the Holy Roman Catholic Church! He is the churches’s equivalent to what we had as a poser president in be rock obama!

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  3. How dare the Archbishop deny communion and let Pelosi take communion in an unworthy manner thereby bringing judgement upon her…the nerve.

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  4. Whoopi plans to argue with God when she gets there.

    She needs a good lawyer on retainer, like Kamalla.

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  5. Whoopi, dude, you’re wrong, and not Catholic. Stay in your own lane, quit appropriating and all of the other stupid meaningless accusations your kind spews.

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  6. Whoopi make poopi pants???
    Whoopi is a woke fraudster with a parasitic mind.
    A Jewish culture appropriator who used & dated a white man (ted danson) as her personal great equalizer lol.

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  7. There is literally no lie so preposterously stupid that any of those dumb cunts on The View won’t say it to forward whatever stupid ass agenda they think they’re forwarding. Pretty sure it’s an Archbishop’s core job to decide who can get Communion and who can’t.

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  8. Did Fozi Bears mom just call an Archbishop…dude?

    Also, the United Negro College fund needs to be sued. These are some piss poor results.

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  9. Whoopie thinks that having played a fake nun in a crappy movie, makes her an authority on all things Catholic.

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  10. It’s not his job. It’s his vocation. And his obligation.

    People who don’t agree with that are generally referred to as Protestants (most of whom are very nice people who have their own version of communion) or atheists (most of whom don’t care about communion but do respect the separation of church and state).

    BTW: What exactly is Whoopi’s job and how does it contribute to society?

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  11. Doesn’t really matter if Nasty Nance takes Communion or not. She’s a reprobate, pagan crone, has no relationship with God and condemned by her unrepentant sins.
    Communion for her would be like using a drop of water to put out a forest fire – useless.

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  12. ” Whoopi: “The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance … this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision.”

    Why the heck do I have to deal with women like this? Since when does she have the right to tell me what to do in my religion? How about I manage her finances? I’ll take ten percent off the top just to start with her money!

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  13. I don’t know who his dad is…..possibly Bigfoot. Maybe a bear.

    But Fozi Bears mom is definitely whoopi.

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  14. Jerry Manderin
    MAY 23, 2022 AT 11:34 PM
    “Ted Danson schlonged that thing.”

    I know, right? The man co-starred with Shelly Long in her prime and Kristie Alley in HER prime and ends up with…THAT?

    Dude either has bad tastes, bad eyes, bad self-confidence, or bad skillz with women who can be choosy.

    Even Rhea Pearlman or Lilith Sternin would have been a MUCH better choice…

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  15. Whoopi is the kind of idiot who’d bring ranch dip to Communion and request the Sacramental wine be swapped out for chardonnay because red makes her gassy.

    “Mmmmm… cool ranch dip with an oak-y Napa vintage white. Now that is one tasty body of Christ right there. Now that’s a mid-mass snack I can live with.”

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  16. TheMule MAY 24, 2022 AT 8:37 AM
    ‘Whoopi is the kind of idiot who’d bring ranch dip to Communion and request the Sacramental wine be swapped out for chardonnay because red makes her gassy.

    “Mmmmm… cool ranch dip with an oak-y Napa vintage white. Now that is one tasty body of Christ right there. Now that’s a mid-mass snack I can live with.”’

    …you know, He COULD have gone a step further with the Ranch Dip, but it might have caused a problem…

    (The Last Supper. Jesus has already gone through the blood and body transubstantiation)

    (takes out a cup of Ranch Dressing, holds it up)
    …for this is My lymph, which fought infections for Me, which we will dip My body in that we may be sure it is free of disease”
    (turns container slightly as He lifts it, suddenly frowns, holds up His other hand).
    …guys, guys, hold up.
    Peter, I specifically TOLD you to check the DATE on this dip. Do you realize this expired LAST MONTH?

    (Peter, cringing) …but, but, but, I knew NOT the date!

    (Jesus) Peter…

    (Peter) NO, I knew NOT the date!

    (Jesus) PeTERR!

    (Peter) I THOUGHT the date was OK!

    (Jesus, exasperated) PETER! Who do you think you’re TALKING to! I KNOW better than that, and yet you deny Me THRICE!

    (Peter, stammering) …well, Judas said don’t worry about it!

    (Jesus, looks around) JUDAS…HEY, where IS that guy? He was here a minute ago, I know, I just gave him a sop!

    (Mark) He said somethin’ about meeting some people somewhere and tipped out grumbling under his breath.

    (Jesus) Well, this is expired, and the Imperial Grocers Association is closed already and PaulMart doesn’t have the kind that is worthy of My body, so we’re just gonna have to pick this up tomorrow, guys. If they’re out then, we’ll just have to do without. Right now, I’m pretty bummmed, so I will head out to the Temple to hang out with Dad, you guys can do what you want. Peace out!
    (Jesus leaves)

    (Matthew, looks around). Good job guys, now the Lord’s wrath is kindled. Seriously, Peter, you can bind and loose on heaven and earth, but you can’t lift a cup of dip up long enough to read the DATE?

    (Peter, huffily) YOU’RE not the boss of me! And you’d best not write this down in that diary of yours neither! I saw that, you’re really FULL of yourself, writing your name on EVERY PAGE and stuff! I’ma write MY own starting TONIGHT! It may not be as BIG as yours, but I will make MORE of them! And I’m going to the Palace hotel to do it, the light is TERRIBLE in the Garden and the ground is REALLY lumpy!
    (fills his pockets with bread) and I’m taking the Lord with me so you guys don’t get any ideas! And I’m telling the waiter I’m not paying for the wine either, so that’s going back on the shelf, leave it ALONE!

    (Luke, looking down at the street at a sound of clanking suddenly stiffens) Hey guys, cheese it, someone called the COPS!

    (Apostles scatter out the windows)

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