How to tell if alligators are in the water

18 Comments on How to tell if alligators are in the water

1. If the water is in Florida…

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2. And GA.
   https://www.wsbradio.com/news/local/alligator-flat-creek-floyd-killed-after-being-hit-by-car-peachtree-city/2PANKA2U3RAUDBJPOM23P6PK2U/

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3. So, the gators are racist?

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4. I mentioned gators to a friend, since I live in an apartment complex on a tidal creek. There are some ponds which have resident gators. Of course they came up the creek, but my friend said that since the water is brackish they don’t live in it although they may be around. Another friend said something about avoiding mating season which is May.
   Now crocs, if I thought there were crocs around I might behave very differently!

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5. Does she cook? Asking for a friend.

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6. Toss in a Democrat.

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7. If there is a lot of blood in the water.

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8. If it was the Amazon, it would be full of piranhas.

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9. @geoff — …and candiru.

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10. Too bad politicians don’t have that much common sense.

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11. Ifin youze goze to a protest n theys lootin, burning n rock a gittin tossed den dayz a slew a democraps in-ere

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12. candiru! Oh mylanta. I keep reading that the urethra thing is just hearsay or old wives tales. Yeah, OK. lol

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13. Also, I like that she’s wearing house slippers. 😂

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14. To paraphrase an old bathroom wall graffiti joke, piss quick candiru (crabs) swim upstream.

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15. The same technique works to determine if there are sharks in the ocean.

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16. Was on Daufuskie Is. for my sons wedding.
    Wife and I took a walk with some of her relatives. There was a pond and you could see a gator on the other side.
    Wife’s sister, from CA, said she wished it was closer so she could see better.
    Told her I would call it over, she thought I was pulling her leg, until it started over.
    When it got about 10 yards away she said that’s close enough and ran down the road.
    Been in the Low Country all my life, I got gator stories.

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17. That works in the US southeast.
    Utah……not so much.
    Don’t think we have much wild gaters to worry about in our waters

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18. 100% prof that Cities Create Idiots
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    The Country Creates Common Sense.

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