I’ve given you many a TU in my years here, but I just can’t this time. You see, I’m a double mastectomee, and……and…..
*flings self onto daybed, seized with a flood of dismayed tears that Moe Tom would not marry her.*
*then, later, plots revenge against Moe Tom. She will call his comment a microaggression, sue him for everything he’s got, and will establish a fabulous ‘safe place’ for aggrieved feminist crybabies at her new weekend home in Orange County, New York.*
On the other hand, I did give you a TU. Too funny!
All these snarky comments!
Many of you know Mrs. M. died last year after 42 years of marriage. I was devastated.
Well, I’m here to tell you that I have found love again, and it’s wonderful. My ex-best-friend’s-ex-wife whom I haven’t seen in over 30 years. Never give up.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife…..
Mr. Mxyzptlk- congratulations! I’ve been married 30 years and can’t imagine life with out him.
Years ago then-girlfriend and I decided to road trip from Lohio to the left coast and back over 4 weeks in a totally packed little Mazda. I-90 west, I-80 and 70 back.
When we got back I realized we got along the whole trip. I mean the whole trip. I thought, “Man, I better put a ring on that one.”
So I did. Wife #3.
It is extremely clear to me that the common denominator in all my life-long marital woes is me.
When you tell her to make you a sandwich and she does!!!!
That SnakeBuddies poster picture was at a time when a girl was a girl, today who knows?
“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife…..”
Just what my Dad said. I asked him why.
“Because a pretty woman might leave you.”
‘Ah, Dad. An ugly one could too!’
“Yeah, but who cares?”
bitches be loco….
I dunno. Best poster I ever saw was a picture of a 10+ standing in a lake in a wet t-shirt…fetching to be sure. The caption read: “Just remember, no matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere has had enough of her shit.”