You mean, why *did* he run like that. He hasn’t moved in years. Even in big fight scenes. It’s like his sheer mass has gravity that pulls swarms of attackers into his karate hands. The only thing he chases his enemies with now is bullets.
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He looks like a spaz having a seizure running that way.
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BTW, did any of our north Georgia readers feel that earthquake tremor a few minutes ago? I heard something about volcano and tsunami warnings in the Pacific NW. Maybe something big is happening?
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Not a Sea gal fan. I’ve seen him in some stuff (never a whole movie) but he always struck me as a not quite right, cheap B movie actor.
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… and a one trick pony.
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Not a fan. I never saw much of him but when I did see him he sucked. Impossible to ‘suspend disbelief.’
He may run like that because of heavily developed latissimus dorsi back muscles and triceps arm muscles interfering with arm swing. Good runners swing their arms close to their bodies and it looks like he simply can’t. Or he could be gay. I don’t care.
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He runs like that because I MADE him run like that.
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ThirdTwin, We had a 3.2-ish quake here in Knoxville just a bit ago. The chickens and the cat lost their tiny minds and the dogs were wondering if there was any way to score pets and treats out of it.
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Because he’s an olde school robot?
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Because He’s still in the closet?
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What, a guy can’t dry his nail polish while running?
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“Anybody seen Richie?”
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He hits like a Girl..
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That’s wax on, wax off sped up.
@Thirdtwin
Yes felt it here, about the 3rd one in the last 20 something years I’ve lived here. First time I thought a ceiling fan blade had come loose in the middle of the night, second time I actually knew what it was and calmed my neighbor thinking he had drank too much, felt it this morning while brushing my teeth and after confirming a tree had not fallen on my house or a garage door spring going I knew what it was.
Size fourteen butt plug. Makes everything more difficult… except that one thing…
that’s cute and all but I’d rather watch a loop of character Terry “big toobs” Malloy jiggling around in that low cut black dress.. she can serve me a cocktail anytime
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“Do you validate parking?”
You wants some real laughs on Seagal movies, check out Space Ice on YouTube.
Flailing, open hands….gay.
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You mean, why *did* he run like that. He hasn’t moved in years. Even in big fight scenes. It’s like his sheer mass has gravity that pulls swarms of attackers into his karate hands. The only thing he chases his enemies with now is bullets.
He looks like a spaz having a seizure running that way.
BTW, did any of our north Georgia readers feel that earthquake tremor a few minutes ago? I heard something about volcano and tsunami warnings in the Pacific NW. Maybe something big is happening?
Not a Sea gal fan. I’ve seen him in some stuff (never a whole movie) but he always struck me as a not quite right, cheap B movie actor.
… and a one trick pony.
Not a fan. I never saw much of him but when I did see him he sucked. Impossible to ‘suspend disbelief.’
He may run like that because of heavily developed latissimus dorsi back muscles and triceps arm muscles interfering with arm swing. Good runners swing their arms close to their bodies and it looks like he simply can’t. Or he could be gay. I don’t care.
He runs like that because I MADE him run like that.
ThirdTwin, We had a 3.2-ish quake here in Knoxville just a bit ago. The chickens and the cat lost their tiny minds and the dogs were wondering if there was any way to score pets and treats out of it.
Because he’s an olde school robot?
Because He’s still in the closet?
What, a guy can’t dry his nail polish while running?
“Anybody seen Richie?”
He hits like a Girl..
That’s wax on, wax off sped up.
@Thirdtwin
Yes felt it here, about the 3rd one in the last 20 something years I’ve lived here. First time I thought a ceiling fan blade had come loose in the middle of the night, second time I actually knew what it was and calmed my neighbor thinking he had drank too much, felt it this morning while brushing my teeth and after confirming a tree had not fallen on my house or a garage door spring going I knew what it was.
Size fourteen butt plug. Makes everything more difficult… except that one thing…
that’s cute and all but I’d rather watch a loop of character Terry “big toobs” Malloy jiggling around in that low cut black dress.. she can serve me a cocktail anytime
“Do you validate parking?”
You wants some real laughs on Seagal movies, check out Space Ice on YouTube.
He runs like a FEMOCRAT