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I Apparently Missed My Calling

UK Daily Mail

A married mom-of-two has revealed that she rakes in a whopping $4,200 by selling videos of herself passing gas on the internet – a bizarrely lucrative occupation that she has been enjoying for more than 20 years.   

The 48-year-old former travel agent, who uses the pseudonym Emma Martin, has been ‘flatulence camming’ since 1999 and now charges $4.99-a-month for people to view her exclusive bottom burping content.

Her online career has become so lucrative that Emma, Rock Hill, South Carolina, follows a specific diet that was designed to help improve her performance. More

32 Comments on I Apparently Missed My Calling

  1. Archaeologists in the year 2525: “I found more evidence of the downfall of Western Civilization”

  2. Ick.
    Although ever since I passed age 55 even a glass of water makes me belch.
    I could make some money!!
    I could cover my new 50% hike in property taxes.

  3. Is Disney gonna sue for copyright infringement for that funny fart song like they did to Dan O’Neill for his parody of the old Mickey Mouse cartoons, Mickey Mouse and the air pirates back in the early 70’s?

  4. geoff the aardvark
    JULY 13, 2021 AT 6:37 PM
    “Is Disney gonna sue for copyright infringement for that funny fart song…”

    …Can’t say. Wouldn’t surprise me. I didn’t make the thing though, so it’s S.E.P. from my point of view…

  5. Ya know what? There’s more people on this planet cutting cheese than there are cows. I believe this is why genocide is being reeled on the world. We’re all contributing to global warming by farting several times a day. Only the elite will be allowed to far since none of them got the jab. Only for thee but not for me.

  6. I sometimes wonder what Mork from Ork and, you know, all those other assorted aliens who got their view of Earth from TV series would make of the internet era. Confusing doesn’t even describe it. O.o

  7. So how come no ones posted the fart scene from Blazing Saddles yet? Or taunted everyone else by saying ” I fart in your general direction.” Or the two old guys on Hee Haw who made fart noises with their hands scrunched together. Or played Der Fuhrer’s Face by Spike Jones with the Bronx cheers that were supposed to represent farts.

  8. Brown Eyed Girl
    JULY 13, 2021 AT 7:22 PM
    “For once, I don’t know what to say.”

    …good thing you’re handle isn’t ONE Brown Eyed Girl, or we’d be expecting you to say quite a BIT on THIS thread, so to speak…

  9. Pvt. Joe Bauers: … And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn’t just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

  10. So someone is paying her for that?
    The world is full of idiots.
    But at least she is not lying about it.
    We have democrats here in the US farting from their mouth.

  11. She should go into politics with the rest of the worthless methane generators we send to Washington DC.


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