I Challenge Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi To Pass A Similar Test

I would bet Nancy Pelosi 1000 bucks, but that’s just crumbs for her, that she could not pass this test. 70 is passing. There are ten questions, the first question is how many does she have to answer to pass the test? (Kidding.)

But I am dead serious, I would make a wager that Pelosi or Waters could not pass this test. These are 4th, 5th and 6th grade level questions.

1- This is the thinking portion of the brain. A- Cerebellum B- Frontal Lobe  C- Cerebrum  D- Medulla Oblongata

2- What is the capital of Canada? A- Montreal B- Quebec C- Vancouver D- Ottawa

3- What is the most common gas in Earth’s atmosphere?  A- Carbon dioxide  B- Oxygen B- Hydrogen D- Nitrogen

4- What are the 3 classifications of rocks?

5- Name a word and its antonym.

6- What color do you get when you mix orange and green?

7- Atmospheric air pressure is measured with what instrument?

8- An animal that eats both plants and animals is called what?

9- How many continents are there?

10- If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?

22 Comments on I Challenge Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi To Pass A Similar Test

  1. I love Nazi Pelosi.

    Her window of effectiveness has long since passed, but she and her party are so stuck in their ways, neither has the sense to tell her to step aside.

  2. 1- The yellow part.
    2- Who cares? It’s Canada.
    3- Cow farts – I learned this from Kneel Dumbasse Dyson.
    4- Ignoramus, sedentary, and morphedite.
    5- Liberal – Big Ushanka.
    6- I’ll know for sure when I vomit in about half-hour.
    7- A dubloon.
    8- A bicuspid.
    9- Three – Ketchup, mustard, and Grey Poupon.
    10- An hour, duh!

  3. Nan Sez,
    1. Vagina
    2. The Letter ‘C’
    3. Regular
    4. Big, Bigger, Biggest
    5. Word “Up” and Auntie Mame
    6. Ty Dye
    7. The Tuba
    8. Satisfied
    9. Two – Continent and Incontinent
    10. 24 Hours in a Day

  4. Start the test easy….’Can you pat the top of your head and make a circular motion on you tummy?’…then go to ‘Do you know the day?’….

  5. I’d like share the answers Maxine gave, as I have discovered her test on Sneekilinks.

    1- This is the thinking portion of the brain.
    WHICHEVER PART FORTIFIES AND ENSTRENGTHENS ME TO IMPEACH 45 DONALD TRUMP.

    2- What is the capital of Canada?
    THE NORTH POLE. IMPEACH 45. AND POSSIBLY 46.

    3- What is the most common gas in Earth’s atmosphere?
    THAT’S OBJECTIONABLE AND UNLADY LIKE FOR ME TO ANSWER. ALSO, IMPEACH 45.

    4- What are the 3 classifications of rocks?
    ROCK SALT, ROCK LOBSTER, ROCK… HARD ABS. IMPEACH 45.

    5- Name a word and its antonym.
    GEORGE AND ROSEMURRY CLOONEY. IMPEACH 45

    6- What color do you get when you mix orange and green?
    THAT’S RACIST. THOSE PEOPLE DESERVE TO LIVE IN PEACE AND PROSPERITY. WHICH DONALD TRUMP WILL NOT ALLOW. WHICH IS WHY I NEED TO IMPEACH 45.

    7- Atmospheric air pressure is measured with what instrument?
    CLARINET! IMPEACH 45.

    8- An animal that eats both plants and animals is called what?
    DONALD TRUMP. IMPEACH 45.

    9- How many continents are there?
    WHO LEAKED MY PERSONAL INFORMATION? THERE ARE HIPPO LAWS AGAINST THAT.
    THIS IS THE TONE THAT TRUMP PROMOTES. IMPEACH 45.

    10- If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
    YOU BETTER TAKE ALL 3 OF THEM RIGHT AWAY BEFORE DONALD TRUMP TAKES THEM AWAY AND GIVES THEM TO ANOTHER RICH WHITE FRIEND OF HIS. WHICH IS WHY I NEED TO IMPEACH 45.

  6. Got Joe Biden’s

    1- This is the thinking portion of the brain. The Aneurysm

    2- What is the capital of Canada? Anchorage.

    3- What is the most common gas in Earth’s atmosphere? That wasn’t me.

    4- What are the 3 classifications of rocks? Chris, Kid, and Hudson.

    5- Name a word and its antonym. Noun – pronoun.

    6- What color do you get when you mix orange and green? University of Miami

    7- Atmospheric air pressure is measured with what instrument? Bag Pipes

    8- An animal that eats both plants and animals is called what? Arthur

    9- How many continents are there? 50

    10- If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? Did I drop any behind the couch?

  7. Barack Obama’s answers:

    1- This is the thinking portion of the brain. The Ibrain, sometimes referred to as the Mebrain.

    2- What is the capital of Canada? Reykjavík?

    3- What is the most common gas in Earth’s atmosphere? CO2.

    4- What are the 3 classifications of rocks? Hard, medium and soft.

    5- Name a word and its antonym. Bass ackwards.

    6- What color do you get when you mix orange and green? Kind of a nasal green, I think.

    7- Atmospheric air pressure is measured with what instrument? The gasbagomometer.

    8- An animal that eats both plants and animals is called what? Gluttonous. I mean, how much food does an animal need?

    9- How many continents are there? 57?

    10- If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? It depends on what I take first, crack or speed.

  8. What?

    I don’t get it.
    This ain’t funny.
    Nan’s agrate human bean and was a best Speeker a la House.

    She cud anser all those ansers – AND MORE!

  9. Nancy would start the test and immediately forget she was taking a test and have to be reminded every question what she was even doing. That alone is a fail.

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