I guess this scarf is self-explorat..er.. explanatory

That sicko Cynic sent this over. Why he thinks I will ever post something like this is beyond me.

This is the latest shirt/scarf ensembleeeech, to be worn by the most chic among us. (I’m wondering if it comes with a complimenting perfume.)

I guess this would make a great pro-life outfit, because it looks like the wearer is being born,  but our side is not deranged.


26 Comments on I guess this scarf is self-explorat..er.. explanatory

  1. There’s something fishy about this. If I were a cunning linguist I’d come up with a snapper. But all I’ve got is baloney. Pony.

  2. Like so much, I don’t get it.

    Remember: killing cows is murder. Say it softly: killing cows is murder.
    ….Lady in Red

  3. If you don’t maintain the cleanliness then you can bake bread in it….

    One of my girlfriends had one of those that seemed to be broken every two weeks….

  4. So,was the gay Kenyan commie gestating for 9 months in a rectum? Dentist, who had to defend himself in a frivolous law suit, said that’s where lawyers come from.

  5. Reminds me of Dickin’s A Tail of Loose Slitties.

    It was the best of quims, it was the worst of quims, it was the age of hardness, it was the age of limpness, it was the epoch of relief, it was the epoch of blue-balls, it was the season of night, it was the season of nooners, it was the spring of hormones, it was the winter of penicillin, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way…

  6. @cate. It’s all they’ve got. And now they question their naughty bits and whether their shingles are properly hung. They’re a sorry lot.

  7. I could be wrong, been some time since I brought out the flashlight in bed. But am I missing something anatomically here, maybe my wife needs to see the gyno?

    There’s like a whole bunch of flappiness I’ve never encountered. Yeah, I know it’s called a ham wallet occasionally, but I always thought it was short on ham. Or roast beef, if you wish.


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