She has the potential to be a world famous ventriloquist. As long as she keeps her clothing on, you will never see her lips move.
So does that make it oral?
And is it a high voice or Levi Stubbs from The Four Tops.
It’s called a queef, girl.
Your mental distemper just makes it seem like a voice – like those psychos who hear whispering when the wind blows.
izlamo delenda est …
I don’t know about that, but when I was stationed at Los Angles AFS in the 1970s, I remember seeing a stripper who could smoke a cigarette and blow smoke rings with hers to the tune “Something’s Burning I Think It’s Love”.
Women like this ……………… I always wonder what kind of families they grew up in.
I’d be more worried about the teeth than the voice…
But can she play a kazoo?
(You readers that have been here a while will get that one)
…so, do you have to insert a tampon to get some peace at night? Is a Maxi-Pad tantamount to a gagging? Does it bleed because you have monthly gingivitis?
…so many questions…
Sorry Ms. Fugly, the Vagina Monologue thing has been done. Magic 8 Ball says “try again”
MAY 23, 2019 AT 8:45 AM
“But can she play a kazoo?
(You readers that have been here a while will get that one”
… I apparently haven’t been, but I DID find a tantalizing clue…
“WHY DOES MOE TOM DESERVE A FREE WHISTLE?
Menderman wrote the following:
I nominate Claudia (that hot fox) to be the judge.
Also, I will be glad to send Ginger a whistle so long as she can play it like a patriotic kazoo.
Who remembers Ginger and the kazoo incident? But I digress.”
MAY 23, 2019 AT 1:46 AM
“…and they say MEN think with their genitals…”
“I tell women that a lot when feminist topics come up. haha”
…while the little head DOES lead in many situations, what it does can NOT be characterized as “thinking”. This is made manifest by the EXTREMELY poor choices it seems to make for the evening, which only become nakedly apparent in the cold light of day..
She needs peroxide more than she needs feminism …………
WOTTA WOMAN, @BFH!
Cute AND talented!
But…even MORE questions…such as
-how is she holding on to it? That’s a smooth, metal surface and the part with the reed has to stick OUT.
-What does she put on her resume about this?
-Does this mean you can have vaginal sex and a “hum job” AT THE SAME TIME?
-Did she ever get kicked out of a talent show in high school? (And did teachers want to “discuss it privately” with her later?)
-does her playlist include songs like “I Am Woman”?
-Who TAUGHT her this? How? WHY? Do they offer lessons to the PUBIC?
-Will this cause a rush of “Transwomen” to INSIST that Obamacare supply them with mechanical queeffing inserts so they, too, can sound like a REAL woman?
-Does Bill Clinton have dibs on all kazoos after every performance?
…such a can of worms you have opened…
MAY 23, 2019 AT 9:24 AM
“She needs peroxide more than she needs feminism …………”
…on which end?
Her vagina has a voice and it’s talking!
Boy is it steamed!
Where is this talking vagina? I’d like to open up a dialogue with it. Because one thing I cant abide is a vagina monologue
Keep up the good work. Those are some of the best pussy puns I’ve ever come across
You’re plumbing new depths in hilarity
…thanks, @Callmelennie, but that movie I mention above is a REAL thing, and my efforts are just the string on the tampon that allows you to floss after you eat…