If I Only Had A, You Know, The thing…

If only.

I don’t know who is responsible for this, but thanks for the laugh!

22 Comments on If I Only Had A, You Know, The thing…

  1. JOE AND JILL

    WENT UP THE HILL

    TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE

    JOE FELL DOWN

    AND BROKE HIS CROWN

    YET THE MEDIA NEVER LEFT HIS SIDE

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  2. “I could sniff away for hours
    Litle girls who smell of flowers,
    Touching all the time;
    And my nuts I’d be a scratchin’
    While pervy thoughts are busy hatchin’
    ‘Cause I’ve got a pervy mind.

    I’d unravel ev’ry ribbon in her hair that she’s been given
    Then touch her to unwind,
    ‘Cause the thoughts I’ve been thinkin’
    Like Mohammads they be stinkin’
    ‘Cause I have a pervy mind.

    Oh, I, could touch a guy,
    Or molest some paid-for whore,
    But I wanna touch what’s not been touched before,
    And then I’d grin, and touch some more,

    People think I’m just a muffin’,
    A harmless old man puffun’,
    I let ’em think they’re being kind;
    But their children I be feeling
    Even with the cameras reeling
    It gets off my pervy mind.”
    -“The Biden Song”, apologies to “If I Only Had A Brain”

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  3. Crazy Joe sniffed some hair and thought it smelled very nice
    2 days later his nose was a mess. “Damn, she gave me lice!”

    SNS, don”t ever leave this site, that was epic.

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  4. WDS
    JUNE 3, 2020 AT 1:52 PM

    …thank you, you’re too kind. I don’t usually like to be drawn into straw man arguments but since the Democrats set this PARTICULAR straw man up, I just couldn’t resist…

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  5. Biden should have been in that movie.
    And I think he should star in ‘Police Academy V’, “Shoot ’em in the Leg”

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  6. Just because one can do a THING, doesn’t mean one should do that THING. If he had a THING, would he know what to do with it?

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  7. Were Joe’s head stuffed with straw instead of the fetid offal it presently contains people would notice more clarity.

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  8. Billy Fuster-
    That’s a blanket statement on the page.
    It could be
    1. suspended because of something they did
    2. ” because they didn’t pay their hosting or server fees.
    3. they quit.

    Look for an answer on facebook, twitter or instagram if they have an account there.

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  9. “Westernrifleshooters has been suspended.”

    The guy that runs that places has been acting like he’s ready to check out. But then on the other hand, they’ve been sounding pretty, hmm what’s the word, “normal” over there since this started. I’m sure they’ve stepped over someones line.

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  10. SNS, that was awful …

    ly good! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Someone handy with video and audio should dub that routine with your lyrics.

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  11. Q. What makes President Trump charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
    A. Courage.

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  12. SNS ~ Bravo! … someone needs to audio this (someone w/ a much better voice than mine) & splice it to one of those Creepy Perv Joe Biden vids that show him, ad infinitum, sniffing & feeling up little girls

    instant hit!!!

    … this guy is even more creepy than Clinton, Kennedy or Obama
    D’rat Communist Progressives … all creepy

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