If You Ever Play Ball in New Mexico, Don’t Drink the Water – IOTW Report

If You Ever Play Ball in New Mexico, Don’t Drink the Water

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Nearly three months after a 16-year-old Rio Rancho JV baseball player admitted to peeing in an opposing team’s water jug during a game, the Sandoval County District Attorney’s Office said it wasn’t a crime.

“In New Mexico, battery consists of the unlawful touching of another person in a rude and insolent manner. So in this case, we don’t have any touching of another person,” said Chief Deputy DA Jessica Martinez with the Sandoval County District Attorney’s Office.

Former prosecutor and current state Senator Moe Maestas disagrees. “If I spit in somebody’s hamburger and they take a bite, that’s battery,” said Maestas. More

10 Comments on If You Ever Play Ball in New Mexico, Don’t Drink the Water

  1. It sounds to me like the DA has her own personal reasons for not wanting to prosecute the kid, and has made up a flimsy excuse to avoid doing her job. She needs firing.

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  2. The DA is wrong. It is battery. How would peeing in someone’s water be any different than peeing right in their mouth?

    As bad as that is, consider that our blood supplies are tainted with covid vaccines and there is no law prohibiting it because, according to the America’s Blood Centers http://www.americasblood.org, the vaccines are not considered a health risk. No information about the donor’s vaccine status is collected at the time of donation and that info is not available to blood banks or hospitals. Have a couple of unjabbed donors lined up, just in case.

    Every day that I live, anymore, I’m absolutely convinced our society has slipped into the dark side of the matrix. Who urinates in someone’s water? Who does that?! It’s not even funny, so it’s gotta be just wicked.

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  3. “So in this case, we don’t have any touching of another person,”

    I’m no lawyer, but that statement is grounds for me to bust her head with an aluminum bat. She’s a Deputy DA ?!!!!!!!!!!

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