Illegal alien who assaulted Border Agent claims he thought he was attacking a cow

Daily Caller: A judge has sentenced an illegal immigrant who attempted an unauthorized crossing of the U.S.-Mexico border to five years for assaulting a Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) guard.

Mexican Melecio Lopez-Hernandez, 39, claimed he thought the border patrol agent was a cow and therefore the assault was unintentional, Texas NBC affiliate KVEO reported Monday. more here

22 Comments on Illegal alien who assaulted Border Agent claims he thought he was attacking a cow

  1. From the article:

    A border patrol guard saw the migrant attempting to cross the border and went over to detain him. A brief struggle ensued with Hernandez prying the guard’s flashlight from his vest. Hernandez first threatened the border agent then used the flashlight to hit the guard.

    Yup, lotsa cows wear vests and carry flashlights. Yessiree.

    He ought to get extra prison time for being not only eye-wateringly stupid, but also anti-smart. Somebody who’s anti-smart sucks the intelligence out of anybody standing nearby.

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  2. I loved “Cows with Guns” – the Arrogant Worms (a singing comedy group here in Canada) did this as well, along with “Pirates on the North Saskatchewan” – very funny – love the line “And screw the GST!”

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