I’m Going To Open an Anti-Capitalism Shirt Shop

My favorite Reddit comments-

– “A lack of personal responsibility is the disease. Other people’s money is the cure” –HarlemW0rld

-Napoleon Dynamarx? – MadWakeYo

-It’s cute when college aged kids tell me socialism is the answer –puddboy



29 Comments on I’m Going To Open an Anti-Capitalism Shirt Shop

  1. He would be more authentic in bell bottoms and a Keep On Truckin T-shirt.

    LARPers. We had Zeppelin, Van Halen and MAD. You have a facsimile coupled with self loathing and failed ideology.

  2. Ya see where that 17 year old has his hands behind his hips? Never met one yet that was right in the head. I see that and they’ve skipped right past “You’re an idiot” to “You should just kill yourself”.

  3. I can smell stoopid faggot all over that.

    Beat it until it falls to the ground, drink a beer, wait for it to get up, then repeat. Then they’ll learn what socialism is.

  4. And yet it sounds so profound, doesn’t it? It reads like Jack Handey’s Deep Thoughts:

    A wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.
    But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he is draped in it.
    Then he’ll stand up go, hey, I’m Vine Man.


    It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.


    If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lave, let them go, because, man, they are gone.

    See? Stoner logic.

  5. BB — I’m not kidding! LOL!! Every slogan that comes out of these Lefty idiots sounds so sophomoric and Handey was making fun of them way back in the day!

    Stoner Logic, bumper sticker philosophy. It appeals to all those “deep thinkers” who ended up at college because they didn’t have a Plan ‘A’.

  6. AA, LMAO. We could swap some good stories. A couple night ago in the gym, late, there’s two idiot 20 somethings in there doing what ever, that start singing to each other, gazing in each others eyes. That Queen song Mama (what ever was on). It was some sick shit. Before I realized it I had said, “What the F are you to Fags doing?”. Luckily there were a couple 30 something Vets in there that were right behind me. One of them said, “That shit might cut it on your college campus but this is a fucking gym”.

    They start ripping their balls off in Elementary School these days. It’s sad really.

  7. “There you go, hiding behind a smokescreen of bourgeois cliches.“ – Ringo Starr, A Hard Days Night

    That t-shirt is a bourgeois cliche. When you think about the whole context of It, it’s really quite humorous.

  8. I remember when that type of lo cut crotch/short zipper came out in Asia. Only women and bacla wear them. My woman has a few pair.

    That narrows it down don’t it?

    Bad_Brad, nice story! Hahahahaha! It’s called Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen.

  9. “Bohemian Rhapsody”

    Thats fitting. Was never a queen fan. But these two were definitely headed towards some sort of Rhapsody. It felt good having some younger guys back me up. Sick Shit.

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