Just wait till LocoBlancoSaltine reads this. He will teleport himself you your house and join you!
Can I substitute rye?
I have survived all the stages. Barely at times.
Tequila is like the Sea
Cross at your own risk.
Tequila is probably the root of: “Well that escalated quickly”
A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices another man staring at her. Her husband then stands up and excuses himself to the bathroom. The man who had been staring at the woman walks over and whispers in her ear.
“I want to lick your nipples, and then I want to squeeze your ass, and finally, I want to fill your pussy up with tequila and drink it out.”
Amazed, the woman says nothing. The man walks away. The woman’s husband comes back a minute or two later. The woman turns to her husband and says,
“That man over there said he wants to lick my nipples.”
Pissed, the man stands up and says, “What else did he say?”
“He also said he wants to squeeze my ass.”
“That’s it, I’m kicking his ass.”
“Wait, he also told me he wants to fill my pussy up with tequila, and drink it all out.” After hearing this, the man abruptly sits down.
“What are you doing? Aren’t you going to kick his ass?” The woman says to her husband.
He replies with, “What are you crazy?? I’m not fighting a man who can drink that much tequila.”
Can I substitute rye?
Yes, but you’ll end up with a different color.
BTW – Everything is better with rye. Especially bacon.
Technically it is soup……worm soup
@Bongo – You’re thinking of mescal but I won’t quibble! +5
Twenty years ago, I passed by this place in Indianapolis. The sign over the door said “BEER LUNCH”. I was on the clock and in a hurry, so I drove on. I have wondered about that place ever since.
You and me both bud. I am Mr. Good to Go when drinking takillya.
From an old T-shirt I once had.
Claudia, tomorrow is National Margarita Day! 🙂
Like I need an excuse…
Tequila, why Trump’s wall needs a door.
Loco, they have a catapult, eliminating the need for a door.
Tequila, like women’s breasts (and Martini’s):
One is too few and three is too many.
No mas tequila; tequila es muy malo.
Every time I’ve had tequila, I puke till I have the dry heaves the next day. Even if I drink the expensive, top-shelf tequila. I may be allergic to the cactus they make it out of.
By the way, mescal has the worm, not tequila. They say you’ll hallucinate if you eat the worm; I say, worm or no worm, you drink an entire bottle of mescal and you’ll see things that are not there.